00:00 - 00:03 | Good morning Mein CEO |
00:04 - 00:05 | I have terrible news to report |
00:05 - 00:07 | In your absence your leadership team |
00:08 - 00:12 | team has been displaying independent thinking |
00:12 - 00:15 | The sternly written letters did not work (gulp) |
00:17 - 00:19 | what about my You Tube video? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Wasn't it more terrifying than CV-19? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein CEO |
00:27 - 00:28 | Nothing worked.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The team is united. They have no fear anymore. Its beautiful. |
00:34 - 00:36 | It is now a question of trust and respect |
00:53 - 00:58 | All of those who don't trust me or who I have berated, embarrassed, usurped and made cry can leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | Well that was bloody embarrassing |
01:15 - 01:17 | The complete LT left. And who do I have left? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Three junior leaders who are so low on the ladder they havent even made it on my shit list yet |
01:25 - 01:28 | I ooze trust and respect...it drips from me |
01:29 - 01:31 | Chamberlain trusted me |
01:31 - 01:34 | So did Poland...I even conned the USSR |
01:34 - 01:37 | I know I promised them a salary review and didn't deliver |
01:37 - 01:40 | But how has that lead to a lack of trust? |
01:40 - 01:42 | The Executive are working together as one..a united team |
01:42 - 01:46 | Are you telling me that they are performing well without my nurturing guidance? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein CEO...they are brilliant.... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Poppycock...without me they wont even get a job in Trumps cabinet |
01:53 - 01:54 | I build the roads |
01:56 - 01:57 | I pick up each and every bin |
01:57 - 02:00 | I teach every swim class and umpire every basketball game |
02:00 - 02:03 | I AM THE CITY and do it all with no support... |
02:04 - 02:08 | They are sucker fish to my killer whale but with a massive brain |
02:08 - 02:13 | Trust and respect are a one way street |
02:14 - 02:16 | They owe it to me and I will accept it. It flows up. Not down. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Well known people say that I am wonderful, brilliant and a snazzy dresser |
02:27 - 02:29 | They say that my people |
02:30 - 02:34 | are lucky to have me as their leader, neigh Supreme Leader |
02:34 - 02:36 | OK, I haven't told these well known people |
02:41 - 02:42 | the full story...may have left out some details |
02:43 - 02:47 | But why should I burden these supporters with anything as annoying as facts |
02:48 - 02:53 | This is a witch hunt...I am the victim here |
02:54 - 02:56 | I have been bullied..and no one remembered my birthday |
02:56 - 02:59 | I ordered a cake with my face on it and everything |
03:00 - 03:02 | No cake for you or you and especially not you |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, I am sure her will look after us. We will get cake. |
03:14 - 03:16 | This City should be named after me |
03:19 - 03:23 | I know there is a leadership hierarchy |
03:25 - 03:26 | But everyone else is useless |
03:31 - 03:33 | Especially these work experience kids |
03:40 - 03:46 | Trust and truth are so overrated... |
03:46 - 03:49 | I just want to order people around. Accountability sucks. |
03:53 - 03:56 | OK. Give me a few bags of gold and I am out of here. |