| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've closed off all the balcony seats |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Reduced the price |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Of the other seats and got |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Wayne to offer 2 for 1 on the German Facebook Page |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We've also found a cheaper production company |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just don't use those stupid |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Spinning dart board people |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Des |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | This company.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are the spinning board people |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Oh and Fallon has just pulled out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't like my wife leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You shower of shite |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Charge for the points you said |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They'll happily pay us anything we want you said |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The WDF will come crawling |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We'll sell out the O2 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Well thank you all |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I now look like an idiot |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Like I have no business sense |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ticket sales are picking up |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You fool, I've bought half of them myself |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we still have two weeks left |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Even the Forum crew aren't coming this year |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There's no-one left |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've had half the milkmen |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | In Hull handing out leaflets |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No-one wants this garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I even offered the headline sponsor position |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | in exchange for a new shed roof, know what they said |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fek off it's 6 foot square! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even a hairy arse roofer thinks we're bad for his image |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's all forums fault |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They hate me cos I'm handsome |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Damn you Ginge |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't know... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You fix one little Masters television draw |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | To try and give your wife an easier game |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And she fekkin loses anyway |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even Edna Shitpiss got further |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And we fekkin made her up! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, she'll be fekkin avvin it! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It wasn't supposed to be like this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should have been a millionaire |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Braiding horse hair |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Should have gone on Dragon's Den |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you know how long I spent staring at the rear end of a horse? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wasn't pretty but still |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It was better than going home |
