| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have begun sieging Denmark's capital |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we will siege within the month |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and then our victory is assured |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | all of our demands will be met without hesitation |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with less than 4000 men lost in attrition |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume the two straights are... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | of little consequence of course |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 30,000 men were... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 30,000 men were stackwiped |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We received a -2 crossing penalty when they attacked |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not involved in blocking the straits leave now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE WERE DEFENDING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STRAIGHTS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU TELL ME HOW THIS MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Stackwiped... Fucking... Stackwiped |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ARE THOSE SWEADISH KNOBGOBLINS TAKING THE PISS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY HAD ONE JOB, MAKE NON-WESTERN NATIONS NOT SHIT |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NOT MAKE AI LITERALLY BRAINDEAD! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY'RE ALL AS USELESS AS YOU CUNTS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MEIN FÜHRER WE RECEIVED THE CROSSING PENALTY! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHY?! ARE THEY FUCKING FISH! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | OUR COMPOSITION WAS PERFECT! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well! IT DOESN'T DUCKING MATTER WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKING AQUAMAN AND THE GANG |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All I asked was to siege |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that ONE PROVINCE in peace, without interruption |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT NO PARADOX THEY HAD TO BREAK 'EVERYTHING'! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WERE OUR TROOPS SITTING ROUND A CAMP FIRE.... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | SUCKING EACH OTHER SENSELESS WHILE THEY ROCKED UP IN SHITTY BOATS, AND RAPED THEIR ASSHOLES RAW! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WITH DICKS BIGGER THAN MY ARM! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'D RATHER BE IN A GULAG AND BE PERSONALLY RIMMED BY STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted was to take some more land |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and feel proud of myself, become an emperor |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but the Swedes just have to fuck it up |
| 02:37 - 02:39 | *awkward sexual tension* |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I need to write a post about this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FOR I AM FUCKING LIVID? AND THE MOUNTAIN PENALTIES TOO, DID THEY DISCOVER KRANKENWAGONS? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That's it boys... Back to Civ V... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and it's not even similar? But this shit... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why play when even France get fucked harder than your mum! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Yours too Gourbals you fat cunt! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay she's not that fat... Honest?! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fine... Save and exit the game... I'm done |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I underestimated Denmark... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and their magnificent flippers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | In future I will leave them alone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Should I try and suck them off? Would you? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Why don't we have fucking amphibious troops? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Next time I'll play France... Only way to survive boiz... |
