Hitler finds out Jolyon has killed a fox
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Hitler's Boxing Day strategy meeting is disrupted by news of Foxgate.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Johnson's victory has hit the Remainers hard. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Meltdowns everywhere, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the tears are salty. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Bercow is shouting on buses, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and even the babe Gina Miller has given up. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We still have Jolyon. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He'll try another legal challenge. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jolyon |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jolyon tweeted about killing a fox. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Brained it with a baseball bat. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who have 'hunted the fox' with Bercow's wife leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those blue tick bastards! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those useless blue tick bastards! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Always tweeting about their stupid shit. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Stephen Fry excepted. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They've gone full retard. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Goebbels warned me about twitter. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What is Jolyon doing killing foxes anyway? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And with a fucking baseball bat? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, he was defending his chickens. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who does he think he is? Liam fucking Neeson? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, the fox was in his nets. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What kind of excuse is that? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Call the RSPCA! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Remainers are sensitive, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | now they hear their hero bragging about |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | executing defenceless creatures |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | when they're tucking into their bubble and squeak. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We assumed Owen Jones would be the one to run his mouth off again. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But we should have realised at the Team Away Day. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who the fuck turns up wearing a kimono? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He was our Master Barrister. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Never won a case. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But the Remainers loved him. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Miller |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What in God's name was she thinking with her High Court action? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The deal we gave to May was perfect. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The perfect trap. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And now all our legal options are gone. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The windmill-restoring cunt. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Lily Allen deleted her account. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | When he killed that fox, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | he also killed our hopes... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...of Remain. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Remainers are finished. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell Gary Lineker to increase his tweeting to unparalled levels. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We might as well go out in style. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Poor foxy |