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Scomo Goes to Hawaii
10,556 views • 12/17/2019
Scomo cracks it when he cant easily take a holiday to Hawaii and ends up in Parkes impersonating Elvis.
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Taylor your late as usual
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The country is in dire straits
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Sydney is surrounded by bushfire
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It will likely burn by the 1st of January
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And the harbour will dry up
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We can use thoughts & prayers
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I will contract Hillsong for a few Billion
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Mein Fuhrer God Botherer
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Thoughts.. & Prayers
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Mein Fuhrer God Botherer. They are Bullshit!
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Total ..Complete and utter Bullshit
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Dutton, Porter, Joyce, Houston stay - everyone else who's had sex with a staffer or stolen something - OUT!
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WHO SAY'S THEY DONT WORK?
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How do you think I got here?
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I prayer all the time
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Do you think it was just a case of sleeping with
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That Mackenzie woman!
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All I want is a fucken holiday. One FKN Week!
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ONE FKN WEEK IN HAWAII!
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A week in Hawaii? Thingo can stand in.
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But the country is burning Mein...
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Well it'll get them prepared for the rapture
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We need leadership not fairy tales
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Fairy tales! I leave that stuff to Friedenburg and Cormann!
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I got you all here
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I prayed for the election victory
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I covered for Christenson, and Taylor
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I was the one that pretended to do stuff against the banks
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A week in Hawaii? Get that walking brick to stand in.
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Surely that idiot McCormack can handle that! One week!!
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All I want is a fucken holiday
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I smiled and smirked my way through Question Time!
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I ran water for the cricketers
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I even went to the races to pretend to watch a fuken horserace
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Prepared to shit myself in Maccas!
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I prayer all the time
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I prayed so hard my knees have less skin than Georges Phillpino hooker
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Surely McCormack can do it for a week
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Yes he's a grade A idiot.
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I know he killed all the fish and sold the water
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At least he's better than Bridget what's her name
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We know you gave Scomo your virginity -- We all did.
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Why can't I have a dozen golf courses?
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Or access to young girls or porn stars?
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or Joyce? or George? Or even Brians Father?
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Is that too much to ask after all I have done to the Australian people?
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Ok I wont go to Hawaii. Get my Elvis suit.
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Tell McCormack I'm coming to Parkes.
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