Scomo Goes to Hawaii

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Scomo cracks it when he cant easily take a holiday to Hawaii and ends up in Parkes impersonating Elvis.

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00:00 - 00:03Taylor your late as usual
00:04 - 00:05The country is in dire straits
00:05 - 00:07Sydney is surrounded by bushfire
00:08 - 00:12It will likely burn by the 1st of January
00:12 - 00:15And the harbour will dry up
00:17 - 00:19We can use thoughts & prayers
00:19 - 00:21I will contract Hillsong for a few Billion
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer God Botherer
00:27 - 00:28Thoughts.. & Prayers
00:31 - 00:33Mein Fuhrer God Botherer. They are Bullshit!
00:34 - 00:36Total ..Complete and utter Bullshit
00:53 - 00:58Dutton, Porter, Joyce, Houston stay - everyone else who's had sex with a staffer or stolen something - OUT!
01:13 - 01:15WHO SAY'S THEY DONT WORK?
01:15 - 01:17How do you think I got here?
01:18 - 01:23I prayer all the time
01:25 - 01:28Do you think it was just a case of sleeping with
01:29 - 01:31That Mackenzie woman!
01:31 - 01:34All I want is a fucken holiday. One FKN Week!
01:34 - 01:37 ONE FKN WEEK IN HAWAII!
01:37 - 01:40A week in Hawaii? Thingo can stand in.
01:40 - 01:42But the country is burning Mein...
01:42 - 01:46Well it'll get them prepared for the rapture
01:46 - 01:48We need leadership not fairy tales
01:48 - 01:52Fairy tales! I leave that stuff to Friedenburg and Cormann!
01:53 - 01:54I got you all here
01:56 - 01:57I prayed for the election victory
01:57 - 02:00I covered for Christenson, and Taylor
02:00 - 02:03I was the one that pretended to do stuff against the banks
02:04 - 02:08A week in Hawaii? Get that walking brick to stand in.
02:08 - 02:13Surely that idiot McCormack can handle that! One week!!
02:14 - 02:16All I want is a fucken holiday
02:17 - 02:21I smiled and smirked my way through Question Time!
02:27 - 02:29I ran water for the cricketers
02:30 - 02:34I even went to the races to pretend to watch a fuken horserace
02:34 - 02:36Prepared to shit myself in Maccas!
02:41 - 02:42I prayer all the time
02:43 - 02:47I prayed so hard my knees have less skin than Georges Phillpino hooker
02:48 - 02:53Surely McCormack can do it for a week
02:54 - 02:56Yes he's a grade A idiot.
02:56 - 02:59I know he killed all the fish and sold the water
03:00 - 03:02At least he's better than Bridget what's her name
03:04 - 03:07We know you gave Scomo your virginity -- We all did.
03:14 - 03:16Why can't I have a dozen golf courses?
03:19 - 03:23Or access to young girls or porn stars?
03:25 - 03:26Like Trump!
03:31 - 03:33or Joyce? or George? Or even Brians Father?
03:40 - 03:46Is that too much to ask after all I have done to the Australian people?
03:46 - 03:49Ok I wont go to Hawaii. Get my Elvis suit.
03:53 - 03:56Tell McCormack I'm coming to Parkes.