Hitler tries to manage fall manure application
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Hilter is feeling the pressure of a terrible cropping year.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have about 2 days until our pit starts running over |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Maybe 1 day if it rains again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The 590 says these fields could work |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the neighbors are having a party this weekend |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Also, the set backs are really terrible there. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So, how much can be spread? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't want to get all set up for few gallons |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | maybe 30-40% |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 50 if we cheat a bit |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We could blame the applicator if we get caught |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | These are the only fields to apply on? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Our pits our running over |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Our soils are a sea of mud |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why is the world didn't we apply more this summer? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now the pits are full. The applicators don't come. The ground is beginning to freeze. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Cubicle dwellers! No one want to tank manure! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Maybe you could tank manure |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The neighbors hate us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The elements hate us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The DNR hates us |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The President says he loves us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It sure doesn't feel like it does it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe we could ask for a waiver? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Might as well ask for a gallows. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They would be happy to let us hang |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I refuse to give them the pleasure |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The cows keep crapping but we can't get rid of it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Its like the "I love Lucy" episode in the chocolate factory. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That memory gives me PTSD. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I used to like Lucy. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Farming used to be fun |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It used to be rewarding |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now, nothing works! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The silage is too dry. The haylage is too wet. Straw is non-existant |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now we can't even haul it out! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Milk futures are up. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Margin calls daily. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But margins are non-existant |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Like our current manure capacity |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now we need cows that don't fart |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And cows that don't crap |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Bossy doesn't fart. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we've had cows that don't make money for years |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We need to lower our costs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If we want to survive |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We need to feed the world |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There is only one thing to do |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I think the solution is clear |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's add another barn. |
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