00:01 - 00:07 | We will once again be celebrating the birth of our Supreme Leader Zach |
00:08 - 00:13 | and with our annual festivities and feast in his glorious name comes the "Zach Dougall award for... |
00:14 - 00:18 | outstanding achievement in the field of excellence." |
00:19 - 00:20 | This years front runners are |
00:21 - 00:23 | The Glorious Anne |
00:24 - 00:30 | And Amilcar, an opponent who has never attended a previous Zachsmas and hates cats. |
00:31 - 00:35 | In order to ensure a smooth awards ceremony |
00:36 - 00:38 | we cannot allow the selection of Amilcar |
00:39 - 00:42 | to besmirch these sacred awards. |
00:43 - 00:46 | While Zach himself is non-violent |
00:46 - 00:49 | he encourages all participants in the festivities |
00:49 - 00:52 | to be as violent as you like in stopping Amilcar |