Hitler Replicates Hindu Monkey's FPL Strategy

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Questions are asked about the success of using the Hindu Monkey FPL template from GW1

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00:00 - 00:03As per your plan
00:04 - 00:05we have replicated
00:05 - 00:07Hindu Monkey's teams exactly from
00:08 - 00:12GW1 onwards... Ashley Barnes
00:12 - 00:15"The Barnes Train", our main weapon
00:17 - 00:19This Barnes Train...
00:19 - 00:21It has been returning every week?
00:24 - 00:26My leader....
00:27 - 00:28Barnes Train...
00:31 - 00:33It was derailed. No returns.
00:34 - 00:36Chris Wood was the right choice.
00:53 - 00:58Anybody who thought this a foolish strategy may leave
01:13 - 01:15ASHLEY FUCKING BARNES?!
01:15 - 01:17JUST BECAUSE HE'S AN AUSTRIAN?!
01:18 - 01:23YOU TOLD ME THIS HINDU MONKEY KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING!
01:25 - 01:28I could have replicated ScoutPick teams and done better
01:29 - 01:31HENDERSON?!
01:31 - 01:34WHO IS THIS DIGNE FROM EVERTON?!
01:34 - 01:37WHY DO WE NOT HAVE LUNDSTRAM?!
01:37 - 01:40EVERY FUCKING WEEK LUNDSTRAM HAULS!
01:40 - 01:42But the Sheffield United fans said he was a risk
01:42 - 01:46And this Monkey did not know they were full of shit?!
01:46 - 01:48Hindu Monkey said Lundy hardly played last year
01:48 - 01:52And yet here Lundstram is, Hauling AGAIN
01:53 - 01:54And Digne?!
01:56 - 01:57Every week he is scoring an OG
01:57 - 02:00Never an attacking return
02:00 - 02:03Unless it's in his own fucking net
02:04 - 02:08This Hindu Monkey has never even played this game has he?!
02:08 - 02:13This Monkey is making a chimp out of us
02:14 - 02:16... his efforts are dedicated to politics only
02:17 - 02:21Clearly his cat picks his FPL team
02:27 - 02:29How could you not spot this fraud?
02:30 - 02:34Why did you not tell me to replicate the team of Matthew Jones?
02:34 - 02:36Or FPL Heisenberg
02:41 - 02:42For fucks sake
02:43 - 02:47I could have used the autopick function on the website and gotten better results
02:48 - 02:53Lewis Dunk, Jorginho, Hanley.. all Monkey picks
02:54 - 02:56Hanley... Hanley...
02:56 - 02:59HANLEY ISN'T EVEN FUCKING FIT!
03:00 - 03:02Who even recommended this Monkey to you anyway? His wife?
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, Hindu Monkey is still a good man
03:14 - 03:16Next thing I know you'll be telling me
03:19 - 03:23I have Pukki in my team
03:25 - 03:26Could you imagine..
03:31 - 03:33All those blanks...
03:40 - 03:466 in a row now I think... Can you imagine the disaster this would have been?
03:46 - 03:49At least Hindu Monkey got this right & left the Pukki Party
03:53 - 03:56Surely he did, surely.