| 00:00 - 00:03 | 6 more stars canceled for the weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But we can sell more platinum |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to make up for it. The fans don't mind. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Another problem is that since we didn't pay for |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | sign language interpreters, they all cancelled. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell them to get their own interpreters. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I won't be paying for that anymore. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | James |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You can't do that. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You really can't do that. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ADA laws. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I will do whatever I want. I own this company. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Get me my best lacky. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I... Need... April, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to start a diversion. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Find a guard and have them work together. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Have someone thrown out of the convention. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I will give him a medal. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | In fact. Get another guard to start something with a star |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'll give him a medal too. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That will look bad sir. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit. Just do it. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | James. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And get me a sandwich from the green room. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And some soup. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And one of those dill pickles. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And something to drink. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I didn't sell a ton of platinum and gold passes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Just to go hungry. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Get me my lunch. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I saved a ton of money |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | cancelling flights for stars, |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | cancelling blocks of hotel rooms, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | security guards, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and baggage checkpoints. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I worked hard to give fans this show. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They owe me. They owe me big time. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should be hiked up on their shoulders, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and paraded around this hotel. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They should erect a statue of me, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and place it in the middle of Centennial park. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. He hates all his volunteers. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm hungry. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Where's my sandwhich? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Where's my pickle? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Where's my soup? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm thirsty. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Where the hell is my drink? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The green room isn't set up yet. |
