00:00 - 00:05 | They said we will have a woman president |
00:05 - 00:07 | I said, "come on, there is no way!" |
00:07 - 00:10 | They said, yes it will be good. Hillary Clinton, the best! |
00:11 - 00:16 | I said, "ok, why not." |
00:17 - 00:21 | Except she loses! |
00:21 - 00:24 | To Donald Trump! |
00:29 - 00:31 | Trump! |
00:31 - 00:34 | The reality TV host! |
00:38 - 00:40 | TRUMP! |
00:41 - 00:47 | The guy who sits behind the table and says, "You're Fired." |
00:47 - 00:50 | When the people can't get a chicken from the store on time |
00:50 - 00:56 | Yeah, that guy! |
00:58 - 00:59 | I couldn't believe it! |
00:59 - 01:01 | Mr. Orange Face! |
01:04 - 01:06 | She was in politics her whole life! |
01:06 - 01:08 | Secretary of State |
01:13 - 01:14 | How? |
01:14 - 01:16 | How, much do people hate you |
01:16 - 01:20 | to elect that guy? |
01:21 - 01:27 | And they say our country is a shithole! |
01:35 - 01:36 | States that hadn't voted republican in decades |
01:36 - 01:39 | Nope, not that angry bitch |
01:41 - 01:44 | But then I think, wait... |
01:44 - 01:47 | He wants to build a wall on the border |
01:47 - 01:49 | Then I think... |
01:50 - 01:53 | BUILD THE WALL!! |
01:54 - 01:56 | We don't want all those |
01:56 - 01:58 | celebrities coming and ruining our country |
01:58 - 02:02 | and Canada won't have them, no way |
02:05 - 02:07 | I couldn't |
02:10 - 02:11 | I couldn't stop laughing |
02:11 - 02:13 | I couldn't |
02:15 - 02:17 | They were so sad |
02:17 - 02:20 | Clinton got so drunk she couldn't even speak |
02:21 - 02:28 | They had to reschedule here concession speech for the next day because she was throwing shit at people |
02:29 - 02:30 | (at people) |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, at all of them! |
02:36 - 02:39 | It was like a dodgeball game with hotel furniture |
02:40 - 02:42 | I was hiding behind a sofa |
02:50 - 02:55 | I think it was the best night of my life |
02:56 - 02:58 | (and so they have him for four years?) |
02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, they have the next presidental election in 2020 |
03:04 - 03:09 | So we will see if there is still a United States in four years |
03:09 - 03:11 | Who knows |
03:16 - 03:20 | I bet they elect him again |
03:23 - 03:26 | They say screw it |
03:31 - 03:36 | I bought the ticket, I'm riding this train to the end |