00:00 - 00:05 | Today we talk about the Cheesecake Bistro Fantasy League |
00:05 - 00:07 | Remember all those shitty waiters from the Baton Rouge - they're still alive |
00:07 - 00:10 | I go to draft and they say, "Pedro, do us analysis on our picks" |
00:11 - 00:16 | I look around left and right and it's a lot of the same shit |
00:17 - 00:21 | Then I look under the one called the Brad |
00:21 - 00:24 | Hey Duke! |
00:29 - 00:31 | Hey Duke! |
00:31 - 00:34 | This asshole picked one starter and it's Saquan |
00:38 - 00:40 | Antonio Brown... |
00:41 - 00:47 | He's up shit's creek and now needs to try to make a trade |
00:47 - 00:50 | He calls Gandy to see if he can swip swap |
00:50 - 00:56 | But all Gandy has is an old G-Shock watch to offer |
00:58 - 00:59 | And then they play each other |
00:59 - 01:01 | Fucking Rogers puts up 55 so Brad can't even beat Gandy |
01:04 - 01:06 | He should have taken that G-Shock! |
01:06 - 01:08 | Maybe with a digital watch this year will pass by quicker! |
01:13 - 01:14 | Hey Duke! |
01:14 - 01:16 | Liz had an extra cheat sheet if you needed one |
01:16 - 01:20 | Also where's our thong video?! |
01:21 - 01:27 | I masturbated to the chicken ass Eric you tell me?? |
01:35 - 01:36 | I kid, but Dimi totally did though |
01:36 - 01:39 | His response was way too late to trust |
01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously back to this year |
01:44 - 01:47 | The fearless one they call the Duhon |
01:47 - 01:49 | Bad start and everyone laughs at him like this |
01:50 - 01:53 | Then he gets the Doubleteamers drunk on confidence |
01:54 - 01:56 | He beats them with a man named Josh Allen |
01:56 - 01:58 | New year same story |
01:58 - 02:02 | Fuck off you two have a backhand...or two |
02:05 - 02:07 | Two for one backhands like that greek Nick says |
02:10 - 02:11 | And let us not forget the other dynamic duo |
02:11 - 02:13 | Nick the greek...............i need a smog...... |
02:15 - 02:17 | Nick brings Donald out of retirement |
02:17 - 02:20 | And these dicks forget to draft running backs |
02:21 - 02:28 | And this team looks pretty cheap... |
02:29 - 02:30 | Can you buy it on the dollar menu? |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yes and expect change! |
02:36 - 02:39 | And now everyone is scared of the Giant one Kipps |
02:40 - 02:42 | the Ekeler honeymoon is over |
02:50 - 02:55 | Oh shit I borrowed this napkin from Dimi |
02:56 - 02:58 | So how do you see the season ending? |
02:58 - 03:04 | You see the movie Rocky about great American Boxer? |
03:04 - 03:09 | This is the Duhon... it's clear to anyone watching |
03:09 - 03:11 | The rest of the league is like 11 Clubber Langs getting tired |
03:16 - 03:20 | Brad's gonna have to do standup |
03:23 - 03:26 | Knock Knock.....Whose there? |
03:31 - 03:36 | Not Brad he's in witness protection with Tekashi |