The MeS Diatribe

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Adventures in the TOC. All the hilarious moments of TOC life during OFS 2019.

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00:00 - 00:03Sir, overall operations have been successful.
00:04 - 00:05However, there is low vis in
00:05 - 00:07MAI. PAM unaffected by weather.
00:08 - 00:12The optempo stresses maintenance. AOB wants everything as the priority.
00:12 - 00:15Assets are stretched. We have 1 MED and 1 AWT line left.
00:17 - 00:19You are mistaken we have 2 MED
00:19 - 00:21and 2 AWT. Plenty of assets to make mission.
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28AWT...
00:31 - 00:33AWT is 1 of 7. MED has another red X'd aircraft.
00:34 - 00:36All waiting on parts from BAF.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone except the BTL CPT, DELOPS, and PC. Leave the TOC.
01:13 - 01:15How could you let this happen again!?
01:15 - 01:17Is it that hard to not let this happen again?!
01:18 - 01:23We have been here for 3 weeks and you're not there yet?
01:25 - 01:28The Centrix chats are always wrong.
01:29 - 01:31The radios are never tuned.
01:31 - 01:34Not Desert Knight North. It is Desert Knight MES!
01:34 - 01:37SATCOM is trash, it never works. Space weather what is that?
01:37 - 01:40Someone is putting government-issue crap in the coffeemaker!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, it is all we have, we have nothing else.
01:42 - 01:46Liar! Go to Dustoff and get good coffee!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they just have yellow Rip-Its.
01:48 - 01:52Do I need a Private to teach a Captain how to do his job?
01:53 - 01:54I'm in Bizarro World!
01:56 - 01:57And I still can't print in the TOC.
01:57 - 02:00I can't take it anymore. I need to print in the TOC.
02:00 - 02:03We have all the ink and paper, what is going on?!
02:04 - 02:08If it's not in the TOC it's somewhere else.
02:08 - 02:13Some asshole is hovering over the toilet seat and missing everytime.
02:14 - 02:16You just can't make it up.
02:17 - 02:21You will all write your own counseling statements and smoke yourselves.
02:27 - 02:29In 5 deployments I've never seen this.
02:30 - 02:34 I am getting in everyone's business. I must run the Task Force myself
02:34 - 02:36in order to get anything done.
02:41 - 02:42With QRF,
02:43 - 02:47every time we are just chasing ghosts.
02:48 - 02:53Burning hours and hours and never shooting anything.
02:54 - 02:56Anytime we do a conditions check and
02:56 - 02:59a weather call, products are never ready, we can't print.
03:00 - 03:02And the weather always screws everything up!
03:04 - 03:07It’s okay SWO, you can't control the weather.
03:14 - 03:16Leadership is all it takes, leadership.
03:19 - 03:23At least I know that leaders are...
03:25 - 03:26checking feet.
03:31 - 03:33Patrick, I'm looking at you.
03:40 - 03:46I need you lead, it's not hard. Just lead.
03:46 - 03:49And to lay it flat.
03:53 - 03:56What a shit show.