Scopley HQ - Refinery Bug
3,164 views10/16/2019
Scopley were affected by a bug that hit sales today. The refinery that usually mugs players off actually paid out. And someones not happy.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Theres a bug in the refinery |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The timers are broken |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | UC is being handed out like sweets |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ships tiering left and right |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | People are emptying their raw reserves |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The refinerys been nerfed. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ever since Prime Refinery, no problem |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We...er... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We left the refinery on full after discord moaned |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're getting everything |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Panic, Gala, Digit and Devs stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Have you learn't nothing from our TWD game |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How are we meant to get people to spend this month |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who was it? Digit? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You set of Robin Hood bastards. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We are going to have to fix it immediately |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then everyone will know we can instant fix bugs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You shower of cunts |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Lord, if we gave people value for money |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your filthy mouth |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The players only want value. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Value... You know what value means? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You silly bastard |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No new Mercedes Benz |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No Fiji holidays for the shareholders |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No more fancy coffee in the office. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All those moaning bastards on discord |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | will know we can fix things in minutes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How can Panic manage those cunts when they know that. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is going to cost us the Christmas party. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I fucking love the Christmas party |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | TWD game paid for so much champagne last year. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Back to cans of Stella this year. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Someones paying for this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Its going to come from the dev budget |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fuck new content |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Just recycle old events and rewards. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Keep them hoping with tiny bits of crystal. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nobodys upgrading a weapon again. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry. You will get ship yard 30 eventually |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're done here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Finished, the games up. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Panic |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bring me the discord login |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's time to put slowdown mode on before I have to read another compensation request. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe if we ignore it, it will blow over. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now bring me a blood wine. |