| 00:00 - 00:03 | The situation is bad |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Faculty are leaving NUS |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Organisation Excellence is failing |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our student enrollment is down and |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | current students are perverts getting caught here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I'm sure that our |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ranking will increase |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Provost |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tsinghua... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tsinghua and Peking are better than us now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And NTU is catching up fast |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who didn't apply for jobs elsewhere...Stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU FUCKING IDIOTS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I GAVE UP BERKELEY FOR THIS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | MY PLANS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | so I can become NUS president |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | what is wrong with people here? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I throw money at them with the PYP scheme |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I remade the admin the way I made it in Berkeley |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I got a Nobel winner to work here |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he still holds a position in Manchester |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT DOESN'T MATTER HE SPENDS FOUR MONTHS HERE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but he's here and doesn't teach |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | TEACHING DOESN'T MATTER we get his h-index for rankings |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | we're supposed to be top 10 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why can't people here see |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm helping NUS improve |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | so that I can be president? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So what if I make HR shift goal posts for |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | promotion and tenure |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want the best of the best to come |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | by MY standards and not by "experts" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And this student molest voyeur bull shit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | why must they be so Woke |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And because of that UTown town hall |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have to budget for |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | cameras and security and counselling |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | when I could spend it on a PYP |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And all the admin staff quitting |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | don't they know I'm doing them a favor |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | by giving them more work and not firing them? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We now have to learn IT support on top of filing TRAC |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There goes my fat bonus |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I blame the media. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Let's sue them again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Corp comms - do it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have to show everyone it's not my fault |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | give more town halls and personally boost morale |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And blame the deans |
