| 00:00 - 00:03 | All Jenkins builds are running optimally |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Production is stable |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Users are entering via this entrance |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're expecting to reach hypergrowth soon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Sales team is working their ass off |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell me about OKRs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's middle of the quarter after all |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Taso... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | OKRs... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Didn't even exceed 10%... |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | But you said our plans should be ambitions |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | PMs, TLs, EMs... stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking pathetic! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We've been copying huge corporations |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Should've worked the same way |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking developers from eastern Europe are slacking! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Can't fire all of us" they say |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking get rid of all of them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why can't they work for half the wage of a decent man? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That's why we fucking hire them |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Taso, you cut down all the expenses... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I need my fucking yacht to rest |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Taso, but you don't even use it... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What do you fucking care, you'll go right away to clean it |
| 01:52 - 01:55 | Why do I have to do everything on my own? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You work for fame, not for money |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That's why Breanden left, fucking 'co-founder' |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Shit is what he's going to get, nothing more |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll fucking hit him so hard with a warrant that he'll shit himself |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Must've been his girlfriend, she meddled with this... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Where did the American Way of Thinking go? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Small talk, pointless meetings, shout outs... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've had enough |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't even read your emails anymore... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Because I fucking don't understand them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Russian English |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Can't you learn the language of kings? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's not that hard |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I spend countless hours on Glassdoor |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fixing real reviews |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Because they're fucking criticizing us |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, reviews are anonymous |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We used to be strong... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Small company, I could've fired anyone |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now... that's gone |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I have to listen to HR |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But at least I'm the Founder now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not some fucking 'co-founder' |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | \m/ |
