| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here is the seating arrangement for Christmas |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sylvia will sit |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | On the far end over here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Matthew, Andrew, Susie and Graham will sit on the other side of the table here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Alan, Elaine and Michael will sit on this side for easy access to the kitchen. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats fine, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as long as Im not in between Katie and mrs happy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My furhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Susie... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Susie placed you in between Katie and Rosemary |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She thought it would make for a riveting conversation. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is happy with this seating arrangement, will remain in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is absolute bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Susie always dictates the seating arrangement like its the third Reich! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Stupid witch |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And then of course theres Katie |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I dont want to hear about here about how she cant drink out of a bottle. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She can shove that bottle right up her arse |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then pull it back out like this |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My furhrer, dont you want to hear all about her horse riding lessons? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No I dont want to hear about animal cruelty! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My furhrer, surely you enjoy a game of sharades though? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Id rather shit out a cucumber sausage and throw it at you |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | So shut it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have had it up to here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With the crappy games that we play |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And the terrible banter to go with it. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Done by 3:30pm |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And have to get shit faced at Fionas to make up for it. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It is the only thing I have to look forward to |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 6 hours i have to wait for everyone to piss off! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need to find a way out of this one |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It takes a lot of strength and spirit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To keep your shit together with them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For one day, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For one fucking day could we have a christmas |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Thats goes swimmingly? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Without any bad cooking |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Without Susie making a gluten free pudding |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Her cooking is the worst! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sorry susie, but hes right. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And the next theres mrs Happy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Oh dear God, mrs happy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I cant go on. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Its over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Does she ever speak? is she even alive? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | What contribution does she make to any conversation? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im finished. |
