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On the lamernted departure of our beloved and indomitable president.

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00:00 - 00:03We've had some new information. The Islanders are gathering.
00:04 - 00:05They're swarming the tennis courts...
00:05 - 00:07Jones Point, and Deep Cove.
00:08 - 00:12They've taken NeKrangan II.
00:12 - 00:15Some say they've breached the Casino
00:17 - 00:19Is this an all-Island thing?
00:19 - 00:21Or just a few of the old-timers?
00:24 - 00:26Rob,
00:27 - 00:28the Islanders are rejecting...
00:31 - 00:33The Islanders are rejecting the manager model.
00:34 - 00:36They say you never explained it to them.
00:53 - 00:58If you are a member of the Ladies Improvement Society, please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Nobody rejects the manager model!
01:15 - 01:17Not while I'm president!
01:18 - 01:23Five years I've been at this job, unpaid, unrecognized...
01:25 - 01:28...while they snivel about how much we raise the dues.
01:29 - 01:31We're on pace with inflation!
01:31 - 01:34Did they even read the material?
01:34 - 01:37Why does no one ever read the material?
01:37 - 01:40Betsy, did you put it into DropBox?
01:40 - 01:42Rob, we had trouble with the attachments.
01:42 - 01:46The attachments were perfectly clear!
01:46 - 01:48Rob, if you had tried a spreadsheet --
01:48 - 01:52So I didn't grow up with Excel!
01:53 - 01:54So I can't track changes!
01:56 - 01:57The manager model is a no-brainer.
01:57 - 02:00It's all right there in the bylaws.
02:00 - 02:03Not to mention Appendix B!
02:04 - 02:08How many times did I go over this at the all-Island meeting?
02:08 - 02:13Could I have made it any clearer?
02:14 - 02:16I work like a dog for this Island,
02:17 - 02:21and yet they accuse me of being some kind of Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I took this place through a huge transition.
02:30 - 02:34I alone had the vision.
02:34 - 02:36I alone saw a way forward.
02:41 - 02:42The LRCP -- that's all me.
02:43 - 02:47I invented the difference between wants and needs!
02:48 - 02:53I approved the Mutt Mitts!
02:54 - 02:56And yet they want to have their cake and eat it too.
02:56 - 02:59They love having their cake and eating it too.
03:00 - 03:02It's another case of kicking the can down the road!
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry. Susan says he's often like this.
03:14 - 03:16All this time, I could have been babysitting the grandchildren,
03:19 - 03:23...weed-whacking...making repairs on the cottage...
03:25 - 03:26...instead of working with you bozos.
03:31 - 03:33And I'm aware one of you is a renter.
03:40 - 03:46I'll call an emergency meeting, with a new flipchart, and we'll start over again.
03:46 - 03:49I'm coming back as president.
03:53 - 03:56But I will not reopen Minnehaha.