| 00:00 - 00:05 | So David says "Come on, its a lot of fun to be a CAT!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "I still need to get one more CAT, just help me out!" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So what choice do i have? I dont want community service! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Cleaning desks, sort lego by color, pick up cigarettes butts |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Turns out i can abuse the pisciners! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Stupid nerds |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | For example |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | One guy leaves his screen open, i delete a semi-colon |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Dumb fuck |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | One other time i walk around in the cluster, i spot a pisciner with an empty water bottle in his hands |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He touches the desk very briefly with his water bottle |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Then quickly picks it up, but i don't give a fuck |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So i say |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | 2 hours of community service for you! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Never mind, make it 4 |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | What are you gonna do? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Sucker! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Have fun wiping the screens! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Go left to right with your cloth |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And don't forget the keyboards! They get dirty, they need cleaning too! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Funniest part |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | The screens were cleaned 10 minutes ago |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Hilarious! But sometimes we are serious |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We need to make sure the exam goes well |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So we tell them to have their card out |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And keep it on the table |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Turns out |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Half of these losers forget it afterwards |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | After they leave i say: "more community service, 2 hours!" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Have fun! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And the... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And the... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And the funniest part is |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | The look of betrayal in their eyes! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | "But i thought i could trust you! Aren't you supposed to be our friend? Why would you screw us over like this?" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | They really are stupid |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | You bet your ass they are! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I bet they don't even know how to wipe their butt |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I pity their parents |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I came up with an idea myself too: we let them vote on eachother |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do the votes matter in any way? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Of course not! We throw the results in the garbage bin! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Do you think we actually trust those bastards? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But honestly i hope they enjoy the piscine |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Cause they won't get in anyway |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Nice knowing you bunch of morons |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Becoming a CAT was the best decision in my life, i tell you |
