New Patch
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Newest developer patch testimony. Battlefield 5 drops the hottest fix ever.
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we fixed the infinite plane sound bug that was a pretty big problem. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The BFV community applauded us saying "Good job!" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Our new patch was coming out and we solved most of the issues. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The players were finally ready for streamlined gameplay and content. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We didn't even playtest the new patch! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Now you can't even shoot the fucking planes down. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Now all you hear are planes. Some guy was just flying over the players on the ground repeatedly because no one could shoot him down. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | It's like the sound bug was never even fixed. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | The hitboxes are non existent. Players are now chasing eachother the whole game. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Round and round they went. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Back and forth. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Players still freaking the fuck out. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "Pull out the Piat launcher!" |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They thought we fixed it but really, |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | we just disguised the bug! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Stupid Battlefield players, they really thought we were going to fix it. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And then there is the invisible player bug. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | You can't even see other players. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | You say to yourself, "If I can't shoot planes down, I'll play infantry." |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "At least I'll get some kills that way." |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | You run around like you usually do capturing objectives. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Then you instantly get killed by the boogey man. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He's invisible. See right through him. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It's our new cosmetic. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They wanted cosmetics, we gave it to them. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | "We want......." |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ...authentic...." |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | "We want authentic outfits!" |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "No more gasmasks! We have too many." |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | So we gave the Brits a G.I Helmet to unlock and called it the "Yankee" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | You called it the "Yankee"? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yea, the "Yankee." |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Some of them won't even realize, |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | a Yankee is an American. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | It's not a problem though, we had some epic tank skins up for a little bit. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What happened with that? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We released some tank skins. They were available for purchase with company coin which made the players happy. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But we realized we weren't making enough money with the elite skins we release every few weeks. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | So we took them off..... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | ....said it was "an accident." |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | That's our excuse. "An accident!" |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | The BFV community is going crazy right now. When will they learn? |