| 00:00 - 00:03 | xisimon has released the tweet |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | r/reddevils is going crazy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He will travel to carrington upon landing |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We expect him to complete a medical soon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And for the deal to be complete today |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the deal is done |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Simon Stone and Simon Peach have confirmed it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | .... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stoney and Peach have said its not done |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Just minutes after they denied it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Clear the room... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | xisimon said it was done |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why are our sources contradicting |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They should be in agreement |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who's job was to track the planes? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Whos job was to stalk the instagram? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We the muppets have let this slip |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Unacceptable muppeting |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We should be celebrating the end of Ashley Young |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein furher xisimon is very reliable |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont care, we need Simon Stone, our Tier 1 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, the deal WILL still happen |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont care, i want it to happen now |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want to muppet |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | both xisimon and stoney are very reliable |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Now who am i supposed to believe? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Instead of F5'ing to the announcement |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have to sit here in anticipation |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Is any of it really true, is kermit a fake? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is spoofex a reliable source? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I no longer know who i can believe |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe it was a briefing |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe we want to announce someone else first |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or maybe Ed is just fucking stupid |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Three Simon's |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who do i believe? where are the flight tracking muppets? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is a medical even booked or is all of this just bullshit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe Stoney IS being briefed fake info |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But it still all fucks with my head |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is it so much to ask that United have an actual right back |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, Ashley Young isnt so bad |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Football, bloody hell |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Firstly we have the CONFIRMED from spoofex |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Then Kermit's Booms |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Players return in 5 days |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you know. Do you know how much it is going to hurt me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | To see Ashley Young starting |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I pray xisimon is correct |
