Downfall: 2016

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Scene: Early October, in a room on the Fifth Floor of Trump Tower...

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00:00 - 00:03Nate Silver puts Clinton at a 73% chance of victory.
00:04 - 00:05They are outspending us on TV by 4 to 1.
00:05 - 00:07In Florida, they have spent $46 million.
00:08 - 00:12She is winning in North Carolina.
00:12 - 00:15And gaining ground in New Mexico and Florida.
00:17 - 00:19The Assange leak will destroy her.
00:19 - 00:21Drudge will lead with it.
00:24 - 00:26Mr. Trump...
00:27 - 00:28Assange...
00:31 - 00:33Assange's announcement was a PR stunt.
00:34 - 00:36He was just trying to sell books.
00:53 - 00:58The following people will stay here: Fitzpatrick, Bossie, Scavino, and Bannon.
01:13 - 01:15Stone said it was an October surprise!
01:15 - 01:17He put it all over Twitter!
01:18 - 01:23Why am I sucking up to Putin if his pet hackers can't deliver!
01:25 - 01:28So this is what it has come to.
01:29 - 01:31Hannity, Breitbart, Lewandowski--they've all been lying to me! Even Giuliani!
01:31 - 01:34Our alt-right trolls are just a bunch of anonymous morons.
01:34 - 01:37The same stupid Pepe meme over and over!
01:37 - 01:40They are cowards and losers!
01:40 - 01:42I can't permit you to insult the 8chan subscribers.
01:42 - 01:46Our Internet trolls are the scum of America!
01:46 - 01:48Mr. Trump, this is outrageous!
01:48 - 01:52They call themselves trolls?
01:53 - 01:54Years of studying photoshop, eating Hot Pockets in basements.
01:56 - 01:57Just to make a stupid picture of a frog.
01:57 - 02:00Nobody even knows what the frog means anymore!
02:00 - 02:03How do I win Florida with pictures of fucking frogs?
02:04 - 02:08You told me my crowds were huge
02:08 - 02:13You told me we didn't need to spend money on tv ads.
02:14 - 02:16Of course we need television ads to win a national election!
02:17 - 02:21What I should have done is keep Manafort on the payroll, like Yanukovych.
02:27 - 02:29I never served in the Senate.
02:30 - 02:34Yet I won 35 states all by myself.
02:34 - 02:36Yet I won 35 states all by myself.
02:41 - 02:42Traitors.
02:43 - 02:47I've been deceived and betrayed from the very beginning!
02:48 - 02:53What a monstrous betrayal of "The Apprentice" fans.
02:54 - 02:56But those traitors will pay.
02:56 - 02:59You think I'm going to pay my campaign bills?
03:00 - 03:02They will drown in small-claims lawsuits!
03:04 - 03:07Gerta, it's okay. We were paid in advance.
03:14 - 03:16My orders have fallen on deaf ears.
03:19 - 03:23Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to win...
03:25 - 03:26It's over.
03:31 - 03:33The campaign is lost.
03:40 - 03:46But gentlemen, if you believe I am going to start shaking hands in diners,
03:46 - 03:49you are seriously mistaken. I'd rather blow my brains out.
03:53 - 03:56Do whatever you like.