| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, it seems Ripple XRP is having meetings |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | With central banks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In the following areas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Garlinghouse has been seen with La Garde, Kitao and Trump |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Drinking champagne with the head of the FED |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So tell me where BTC fits in |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to this plan you speak of |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bitcoin |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bitcoin is as slow as BTC Maxis |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And as expensive as their grooming products |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Please leave the room right now if you are HODLING XRP, on a Ledger Nano |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you f**g kidding me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You said the Lightning Network was good to go! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It has been 18 months out since Satoshi was a kid |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Crap outdated tech |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | XRP is killing us! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Brad Kimes was right.. Come on In! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All we have is first mover advantage and Chinese miners! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Proof of work has destroyed us with it's unreliability! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir! The Lightning Network is 65 years away! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT UP YOU F**ING FOOL! IT WILL NEVER BEAT XRP!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | BUT SIR! We were the first ever crypto in the space |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You will be the first for a slap you utter fool! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What do we do?!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do we sell up and buy XRP?!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We will look like utter f**g idiots!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | While Garlinghouse changes the world!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The f**g bear was right! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | $589 will be upon us soon and the XRP community have ordered Bentleys |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | While it takes 24hrs to pay for a coffee with BTC |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bring me CKJ and Digital Asset Investors heads on a plate!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even Jungle Inc is popping bottles at us |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I like champagne and Bentley time, I f**g like it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Big assed women and Bentley time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | F**ing XRP |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HRP HODLERS will get it all and all we get is 51% attacks and Mt Gox references |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear im dumping my bags and getting on the XRP Moon Bus |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should have listened to Sam I Am |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Instead of FUDDING everyone |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Brother Oak has kicked me right in the b***s! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Best hide your Nano S Betty.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have been outclassed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | By an adversary that cannot be stopped |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | XRP |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The battle has been fought |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Can someone get me a Ledger Nano S and $500 XRP's? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I think we are still early |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Big ass girls and Bentleys :( |
