Hitler reacts to stance mongs
7,922 views5/17/2019
The fuhrer learns of fuckery on his roads and mobilises the ADAC to attend.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Cars are driving to Worthersee from England today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are travelling in large groups |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This road is where they will pass through |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have reports their trip is funded by OnlyFans |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | an our informants report it's not worth the £8 a month |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I like well built cars |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With TUV approved parts |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Their cars are built poorly and aren't road legal |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | their cars are deathtraps |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you like air ride or static lows, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DID THEY EXPECT?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | REALLY? WHAT DID THEY EXPECT?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm sick of these wankers building illegal crap |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hate bitches with OnlyFans |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll be telling HMRC! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Make sure these drivers are stopped immediately |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What happened to people building proper cars with proper parts |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What happened to the scene!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer it's 2019, this is the scene |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck your scene its bullshit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer static is life |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I bet you stretch your tyres as well you arsehole |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I would rather be forced to watch shmee150 videos on repeat |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And his videos make me want to dive head first |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | into a woodchipper! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And funding their trip with OnlyFans will not be tolerated |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | any woman caught will be forced to get a job |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | why do people subscribe?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Any of these drivers with stance cars will be impounded |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | fuck their Worthersee trip |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Cars shouldn't be built so poorly |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where are the high revving flat sizes? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Right, listen |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All these vehicles are to be seized immediately! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and the drivers fined for their unroadworthy shite |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they wouldn't pass a UK MOT |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | so why do they think they can get away with it here? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and those sweaty OnlyFans bitches |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, you have 500 subs |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Mobilise the ADAC |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Inspect the stance cars |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | at the roadside |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fine them all |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell them they can recover costs with GoFundMe |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And mongs will donate I'm sure |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck their road trip |