| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've just received a call-in from one of our mids |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We currently have 8 boats, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | one greeter, and no Fast-Pass return. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Greeter 2 is up, but we have no Kiosk Cast Member. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Greeter 2 is tied up with Guests at kiosks. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Drop Greeter 2 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and pick up a 9th boat. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My proprietor, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | wheel- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Wheelchair Guests are not being assisted. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | This will not improve efficiency. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Private meeting - Jungle 60, Jungle 61, and my GEM. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We need a 9th boat! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How dare you say otherwise! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you think I don't know efficiency? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I worked at Small World in the 90's. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why would you question me? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | More boats means more people on the ride! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It is simple math! More Guests on the river! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | More Guests means more efficiency! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We simply are not given the proper labor. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Know your business! Call Pirates! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My proprietor, Pirates has a 50 minute wait. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Cast Members there are not efficient enough. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Drop Port Load! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The percentages will be better |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | without Port Load being open. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The only thing that matters is hitting our number. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The efficiency e-mail is about to come out |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and I've just received word from The Haunted Mansion that they fell short |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | because of Guests with disabilities! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They are saying each stop was under 2 minutes! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The longer the Guest takes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the better our number. Mansion is last in the park! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Cast are unfocused! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | One Greeter. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | One greeter can do four jobs, it isn't difficult! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now Duty is saying that the line outside of Pirates is too long. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I told these Coordinators |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To retrieve the end-of-line sign! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This will help organize the line! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Scott threw it away. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our PLEX is down 3%. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | "Educate and accomodate." |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Let them in. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The greeters need to greet. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need to give each and every Cast a discussion on their record card |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | to make it crystal clear. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a drink. |
