Hitler Reacts to Duke Losing and UVa Winning

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Hitler Reacts to Duke Losing and UVa Winning in 2019 NCAA March Madness

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00:00 - 00:03The Final Four is in Minneapolis
00:04 - 00:05It will be cold
00:05 - 00:07Travel difficult
00:08 - 00:12But I know you love March Madness
00:12 - 00:15So we can get you there
00:17 - 00:19Yes, I love those Dukies
00:19 - 00:21Especially with Zion
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Zion
00:31 - 00:33Zion and Duke lost to Michigan State
00:34 - 00:36There will be no Zion in the Final Four
00:53 - 00:58All you sheep who picked Duke to win it all. Vitale. Bilas. Leave now.
01:13 - 01:15I knew it! They Fucked it up again!
01:15 - 01:17Coach K can't deal with superstar freshman!
01:18 - 01:23He needs pricks whom everyone hates, like that Laettner ass!
01:25 - 01:28And now there's no Zion
01:29 - 01:31Who can I root for now? Jack White?
01:31 - 01:34That kid couldn't play at Wake freaking Forest
01:34 - 01:37And next year we have to play those damn kids from UVa
01:37 - 01:40Who play like a team, and pass the ball unselfishly
01:40 - 01:42UVa cannot recruit stars like Coach K
01:42 - 01:46But those "stars" aren't in the Final 4! Virginia is!
01:46 - 01:48Coach K will re-load, with Nike's help
01:48 - 01:52"Re-load." While Zion goes off to the Knicks
01:53 - 01:54The Knicks will waste him, too!
01:56 - 01:57UVa didn't even need Zion.
01:57 - 02:00The top 3 recruits in the country... for this?
02:00 - 02:03Not even cheating Calipari has done that!
02:04 - 02:08Coack K couldn't teach RJ Barrett how to pass the ball? Even once?
02:08 - 02:13You've got generational talent in Zion, and don't use him in the final minute of the Elite 8?
02:14 - 02:16Even Pete Gillen knows that's stupid!
02:17 - 02:21The refs were on our side against UCF and Virginia Tech. They did their part.
02:27 - 02:29But RJ Barrett wants to be on SportsCenter?!
02:30 - 02:34Coack K never showed him the stats. I shoot the ball better than Barrett .
02:34 - 02:36Even the Cameron nerds know that!
02:41 - 02:42We must begin to accept it.
02:43 - 02:47UVa is going to be the dominant team in the ACC for years to come.
02:48 - 02:53As long as Tony Bennett is there. Teaching Pack-Line defense, recruiting solid kids.
02:54 - 02:56Doing it "the right way."
02:56 - 02:59Coach K must retire now, to avoid the humiliation.
03:00 - 03:02We always thought it would be one of the hotshots, like Shaka Smart
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. Jeff Capel is available.
03:14 - 03:16We must accept it.
03:19 - 03:23Coach K is over the hill. Duke will return to irrelevance.
03:25 - 03:26No more Final 4s.
03:31 - 03:33That's Virginia territory now.
03:40 - 03:46My system -- recruit one-and-dones, then just let them pretend it's the NBA ...
03:46 - 03:49... doesn't work in March anymore.
03:53 - 03:56Bennett's system is winning.