| 00:07 - 00:09 | Man in front: Why does it have to be me? |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | Alright, alright, alright, I'll do it. |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | But you guys have to back me up. Okay? |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | We are right behind you. |
| 00:16 - 00:17 | Cool |
| 00:26 - 00:26 | Yes? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Good morning sir. |
| 00:28 - 00:31 | We were just wondering... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I was just wondering. |
| 00:34 - 00:39 | If..uh, possibly, we um, we would like a pay raise? |
| 00:39 - 00:43 | I'm sorry, I thought you said you wanted a pay raise. |
| 00:43 - 00:44 | I did. |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | We want more money and better working conditions. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Is this some sort of peasant joke that I am too rich to understand?? |
| 00:50 - 00:51 | No, no |
| 00:51 - 00:54 | It is just thanks to this terrible plague sweeping the country, |
| 00:54 - 00:57 | Us peasants are dropping like flies. |
| 00:57 - 00:59 | Those of us who are left, are getting quite valuable. |
| 01:00 - 01:01 | Hah! Valuable indeed. |
| 01:01 - 01:02 | What rubbish! |
| 01:03 - 01:07 | Really some of us have had some tempting offers from other local knights in the area, so... |
| 01:07 - 01:09 | Now you listen to me grubby, little commoner. |
| 01:10 - 01:12 | You will work my fields for little and be thankful. |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | Otherwise I will throw you off my land |
| 01:15 - 01:16 | and give your job to... |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | What is that one called? |
| 01:19 - 01:20 | That's Phil. |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | Phil...Your job will go to Phil. |
| 01:24 - 01:25 | Got it? |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | Oh...Well, maybe not Phil. |
| 01:32 - 01:34 | He just died of the plague. |
| 01:34 - 01:36 | Otherwise, I will give your job to.. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Um, I want to say John? |
| 01:39 - 01:39 | Roger |
| 01:39 - 01:40 | Roger! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I will give your job to Roger. |
| 01:42 - 01:42 | Understood? |
| 01:45 - 01:45 | Oh. |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | It is like I was telling you, |
| 01:47 - 01:51 | Healthy, reliable peasants are getting harder to find. |
| 01:51 - 01:52 | Old woman! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Is what this man says true? |
| 02:01 - 02:04 | Oh. I will take that as a yes. |
| 02:04 - 02:05 | So, |
| 02:05 - 02:09 | Would now be a good time for talking about the new terms of my job? |
| 02:09 - 02:10 | Okay, fine! |
| 02:10 - 02:13 | But you better not drop dead of plague after this. |
| 02:13 - 02:14 | Oh no sir, You don't need to worry about me. |
| 02:15 - 02:16 | I'm as fit as a--- |
| 02:19 - 02:21 | Absolutely typical. |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | Well! Lucky for you peasants, |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | I know my way around a... |
| 02:25 - 02:28 | three..pointed...stick |
| 02:28 - 02:30 | I am kidding myself, |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I have no idea what this is called. |
| 02:32 - 02:33 | I know what it is for. |
| 02:37 - 02:38 | Who needs peasants? |
