Feld Hears About The Lime

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A Monday at the Feld Office after LimeGate. The head of Feld contemplates the issue of the week.

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00:00 - 00:03The WADA testing is in
00:04 - 00:05Extreme amounts of lime have been found
00:05 - 00:07All over the San Diego SX track
00:08 - 00:12According to the experts at VitalMX
00:12 - 00:15Over 17 cargo ships worth of lime was dumped
00:17 - 00:19You're talking about Bud Light Lime?
00:19 - 00:21Or are we talking Tostitos & Lime?
00:24 - 00:26Mr. Feld.......
00:27 - 00:28uhhhhh
00:31 - 00:33The lime that was used was not the Bud Light or Tostitos kind...
00:34 - 00:36It was chemical lime, riders are complaining of rashes and bikes are trashed
00:53 - 00:58Representatives of the FIM, WADA & KTM JR SX CHALLENGE OUT....
01:13 - 01:15I SAID MAKE THE TRACK ONE LINED
01:15 - 01:17NOT COVERED IN CHEMICAL LIME YOU IDIOTS
01:18 - 01:23LETS DUMP TRUCKLOADS OF CAUSTIC CHEMICALS
01:25 - 01:28LET IT MIX WITH THE POURING RAIN
01:29 - 01:31WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
01:31 - 01:34NOW EVERYONE IS COMPLAINING ON VITAL MX
01:34 - 01:37CHRIS BLOSE SENT ME A PICTURE OF HIS RASH COVERED JUNK
01:37 - 01:40TYLER BOWERS MAY LOOSE HIS FUR
01:40 - 01:42THE BIKES CAN BE WASHED EASILY WITH SIMPLE GREEN
01:42 - 01:46FUCK SIMPLE GREEN, EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE GANG GREEN
01:46 - 01:48SIR, AT LEAST THEY CAN NEVER FORM A RIDERS UNION, ITS IN THE CONTRACT
01:48 - 01:52HARRISON J ESQUIRE WILL RIP THAT CONTRACT APART IN 10 SECONDS
01:53 - 01:54HES TOO POWERFUL FOR US TO GO UP AGAINST
01:56 - 01:57THE KTM PARENTS ARE HAVING A FIT
01:57 - 02:00THEIR KIDS BARELY MADE THE FIRST TURN
02:00 - 02:03AND STILL LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE TRENCH FOOT
02:04 - 02:08AND THEN THERES THE GOD DAMN PRIVATEERS
02:08 - 02:13CONSTANTLY MOANING ABOUT "FAIR PAYMENT"
02:14 - 02:16AND NOW THEY HAVE TO SCRUB THEIR BIKES HARDER THAN JS7 OVER A WALL JUMP
02:17 - 02:21THE FANS HAVE HAD ENOUGH HEARTBREAK WITH PULP NOT FINDING STEW THEY MIGHT NOT SURVIVE THIS
02:27 - 02:29OUR DIRT USED TO BE GREAT
02:30 - 02:34WORKS BIKES GLISTENED IN THE SUN AFTER TOUCHING IT
02:34 - 02:36NOW ITS GARBAGE
02:41 - 02:42LIME FILLED TRASH
02:43 - 02:47SEVEN DUECE DUECE IS RECORDING "MY FRAMES TOO PIT(ted)" AS WE SPEAK
02:48 - 02:53LET ALONE IF OSHA COMES CALLING
02:54 - 02:56THEYRE TALKING ABOUT SEVEN FIGURE FINES
02:56 - 02:59ILL HAVE TO SELL MY GOD DAMNED BEACH HOUSE
03:00 - 03:02DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MONSTER GIRLS I'VE DONG OFFERED THERE?
03:04 - 03:07Its okay, we deleted his snapchat
03:14 - 03:16i've heard talk of unions & rider safety committes
03:19 - 03:23Trey Canard just took his shirt off and blinded an entire village
03:25 - 03:26hes very pale
03:31 - 03:33poor Blose may never use his dick again
03:40 - 03:46The Bear looks like he hibernated in a poison ivy patch
03:46 - 03:49And the Vital esquires are banging at the door for a statement
03:53 - 03:56Prepare the press release