| 00:00 - 00:03 | The WADA testing is in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Extreme amounts of lime have been found |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All over the San Diego SX track |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | According to the experts at VitalMX |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Over 17 cargo ships worth of lime was dumped |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You're talking about Bud Light Lime? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or are we talking Tostitos & Lime? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Feld....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | uhhhhh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The lime that was used was not the Bud Light or Tostitos kind... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was chemical lime, riders are complaining of rashes and bikes are trashed |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Representatives of the FIM, WADA & KTM JR SX CHALLENGE OUT.... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I SAID MAKE THE TRACK ONE LINED |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NOT COVERED IN CHEMICAL LIME YOU IDIOTS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | LETS DUMP TRUCKLOADS OF CAUSTIC CHEMICALS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | LET IT MIX WITH THE POURING RAIN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NOW EVERYONE IS COMPLAINING ON VITAL MX |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | CHRIS BLOSE SENT ME A PICTURE OF HIS RASH COVERED JUNK |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TYLER BOWERS MAY LOOSE HIS FUR |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | THE BIKES CAN BE WASHED EASILY WITH SIMPLE GREEN |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK SIMPLE GREEN, EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE GANG GREEN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SIR, AT LEAST THEY CAN NEVER FORM A RIDERS UNION, ITS IN THE CONTRACT |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HARRISON J ESQUIRE WILL RIP THAT CONTRACT APART IN 10 SECONDS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HES TOO POWERFUL FOR US TO GO UP AGAINST |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THE KTM PARENTS ARE HAVING A FIT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THEIR KIDS BARELY MADE THE FIRST TURN |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND STILL LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE TRENCH FOOT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND THEN THERES THE GOD DAMN PRIVATEERS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | CONSTANTLY MOANING ABOUT "FAIR PAYMENT" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND NOW THEY HAVE TO SCRUB THEIR BIKES HARDER THAN JS7 OVER A WALL JUMP |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE FANS HAVE HAD ENOUGH HEARTBREAK WITH PULP NOT FINDING STEW THEY MIGHT NOT SURVIVE THIS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | OUR DIRT USED TO BE GREAT |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | WORKS BIKES GLISTENED IN THE SUN AFTER TOUCHING IT |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | NOW ITS GARBAGE |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | LIME FILLED TRASH |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | SEVEN DUECE DUECE IS RECORDING "MY FRAMES TOO PIT(ted)" AS WE SPEAK |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | LET ALONE IF OSHA COMES CALLING |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THEYRE TALKING ABOUT SEVEN FIGURE FINES |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ILL HAVE TO SELL MY GOD DAMNED BEACH HOUSE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MONSTER GIRLS I'VE DONG OFFERED THERE? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, we deleted his snapchat |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i've heard talk of unions & rider safety committes |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Trey Canard just took his shirt off and blinded an entire village |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | hes very pale |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | poor Blose may never use his dick again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Bear looks like he hibernated in a poison ivy patch |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the Vital esquires are banging at the door for a statement |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Prepare the press release |
