| 00:00 - 00:03 | The games for today have finished. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Osman still sucks, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but Eric Gordon is better. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Capela had 27 and 12 with 4 blocks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Kyrie dropped 30 points again |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So all we need is for Jokic |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to get his stats |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jokic... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jokic had 8 points and 6 assists... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and took four shots. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your first round pick averages at least 23 ppg please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I fucking knew it! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That fucking Jokic! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I draft him in the first round and this is what I get?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All the "experts" said he was a safe pick! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's not safe! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He's fucking garbage! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 15 ppg from my first round pick? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The season is fucking over! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer it's an 82 ga- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rotoworld, shut the fuck up! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my Fuhrer he gets assists at center |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All you do is fucking wank his assists |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The season is over!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every year I come out of the draft |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With a team everyone says is stacked |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But they turn into absolute rubbish when the games start! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm sick of Jokic's shitty stats being hyped because of assists |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even Nikola Vucevic is posting more value than him! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That's a complete injustice! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If I wanted to punt points I would have played H2H! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Returning to the premier league |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | with a team built like mine |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | should have been guaranteed! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But Jokic... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Jokic doesn't want to shoot the fucking ball! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | For the love of god just score more than 20 per game! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That's the last time I draft a non-scorer |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with a first round pick. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 15 fucking ppg in the first round! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. Every other expert hyped up Jokic too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The season is done. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I can trade him for points... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | doubt it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Let's put him on the trading block |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We might still be able to finish top 6... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Won't make the premier league but it's respectable. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What a waste. |
