Charlie and the horse
174 views • 11/19/2018
Charlie and the horse on red dead redemption 2
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've just gathered intel via snapchat regarding your red dead 2 account |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | At 2 am on Sat 10th of November |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Somewhere in the Ambarino area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | An intruder took hold and logged in to your account |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Reeking havoc over all areas of the wild west |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's not a problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have multiple save files as back ups |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuehrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We've ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've heard news all saved files have been breached |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even several of Zoes personal save files |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can all please excuse us for one ... moment ... its ... important |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could you let this happen! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I had several save files to stop this exact scenario playing out |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This will take weeks and weeks of game play to rectify! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew I should have taken the power cord |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | or at least the fucking controller! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is a complete and utter bloody disgrace |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I put hours and hours of work in with Joey |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We had plans to take on the legendary beaver this evening |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuehrer, we were half a bottle of bucky and several ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dont give me any of that shit, blaiming it on bucky brain! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuehrer, buckfast is a very potent tonic wine .. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dont talk to me about the potency of buckfast, I've been gulping the stuff for years |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its a timid 15 percent |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why couldnt you have stuck to tennents |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You live next to the god damn factory, it would have been easy |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | An 8 pack of Carling would even have been better |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now you try and blame it all on this bucky shit! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Bucky wont bring back my game play or my fucking beloved horse Joey! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You bastards were supposed to be protecting me while I was away |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How can I trust any of you with this kind of thing again, I might as well move to Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I might as well move to playing fortnite |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least that game cant be comprimised over a weekend away |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I just cant fucking win |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Can't believe this shit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I buy one game in 7 years and not one person can let me enjoy it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Next time a game comes out I enjoy, ill be in an old persons home |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or maybe ill go off games all together |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll become a recluse and read beatrix fucking potter instead |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Thats what I've been resorted to, are you happy! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Zoe, you cant play on my account |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All i know is that game, ill be lost without it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I quite liked the look of that new Spyro remake |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A little |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ill just have to buy some bucky |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But my beloved Joey, the thought of not riding him into battle |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It cuts my heart in two |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Its all impossible |
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