London System More Popular Than Berlin Defence

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Adolf learns that the London System is taking over club chess

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00:00 - 00:03Grave news has been received of a threat to German chess
00:04 - 00:05For some time the Berlin Defence has threatened to refute 1. e4
00:05 - 00:07Club players are switching to 1.d4 in the Berlin area
00:08 - 00:12They are playing 2. Lf4 regardless
00:12 - 00:15The Berlin Defence is not being played
00:17 - 00:19I blame Michael Franklin for this idea
00:19 - 00:21What does Lajos and Herman Steiner say ?
00:24 - 00:26Steiner is playing the London System himself
00:27 - 00:28The Queen's Gambit is inferior
00:31 - 00:33Steiner shows +0.1 for White after 2. Lf4 !
00:34 - 00:36AND they are deferring Sf3
00:53 - 00:58I want Keitel, Jodl and Krebbs to remain
01:13 - 01:15Surely Black can equalise !
01:15 - 01:17We can attack the b2 pawn
01:18 - 01:23c5 attacks the wretched d pawn
01:24 - 01:26and listen to Ben Finegold
01:25 - 01:28What is wrong with an early Lf5 ?
01:29 - 01:31Attack the White squares !
01:31 - 01:34We don't need the dark squares
01:34 - 01:37A rook cannot get to b1
01:37 - 01:40Play c4 and use the b file !
01:40 - 01:42We are burning all books on Lf4
01:42 - 01:46But what about the Interweb ?
01:46 - 01:48They are watching DVDs !
01:48 - 01:52Burn the DVDs !
01:53 - 01:54Chess Clubs must be shut down !
01:56 - 01:57Chess players are to be rounded up
01:57 - 02:00and sent to Berlin for education
02:00 - 02:03This poison must be halted
02:04 - 02:08Where is Vladimir Kramnik ?
02:08 - 02:13We need another Kasparov - Kramnik match
02:14 - 02:16What about the Exchange Slav ?
02:17 - 02:21or the Exchange French ?
02:27 - 02:29Surely there are even more dull openings ?
02:30 - 02:34What does Houdini Pro say ?
02:34 - 02:36The assessment MUST be 0.00 !
02:41 - 02:42We have the best defence in the world
02:43 - 02:47After 3...Sf6 it is a forced draw !
02:48 - 02:53Kramnik spent years developing this
02:54 - 02:56We invested millions of marks
02:56 - 02:59and you tell me it all wasted
03:00 - 03:02Print more money !
03:04 - 03:07We can always play the Colle System
03:14 - 03:16Can we at least play 1..h6 and 2.. g5 ?
03:19 - 03:23Stop that damned bishop staying on f4.
03:25 - 03:26All Black players will play The Borg
03:31 - 03:33The London System will not prevail
03:40 - 03:46It is a threat to our very existence
03:46 - 03:49You have your orders.
03:53 - 03:56I will retire now