Dan's Leaving do

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A look at one small section of Dan's exciting time in P2MF :)

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00:00 - 00:03First we'll smash some cans in the Fubar
00:04 - 00:05No playing BOOM!
00:05 - 00:07Next, shots in the Sports
00:08 - 00:12Hopefully one of us can pull a fat admin bird, get a bloz
00:12 - 00:15but not before treating her to Ozzys kebabs
00:17 - 00:19I like your plan Ryan but...
00:19 - 00:21I'm going to Laura's
00:24 - 00:26Dan.....
00:27 - 00:28Laura
00:31 - 00:33Laura won't be able to see you tonight.
00:34 - 00:36She's been seeing Matt Clarke.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave except Scotty, Ryan, Skinley and Stokesy.
01:13 - 01:15How can he do this!
01:15 - 01:17He fucking knew I'd been rifling through her
01:18 - 01:23I'd even got an engagement ring with both our initials engraved inside
01:25 - 01:28I've said I love her
01:29 - 01:31She knew how I felt
01:31 - 01:34I knew I was being used
01:34 - 01:37You lot knew this was going on behind my back.
01:37 - 01:40I bet you knew it was happening Scotty
01:40 - 01:42Dan, I've literally just found out myself
01:42 - 01:46Just found out. I bet you were babysitting while they were dating!
01:46 - 01:48Dan, you know I wouldn't do that
01:48 - 01:52I don't know what the fuck's going on anymore
01:53 - 01:54GOD DAMMIT
01:56 - 01:57What was she thinking?
01:57 - 02:00She knew I had pencilled in leaving the block.
02:00 - 02:03The quarter was practically mine already.
02:04 - 02:08And to throw it all away for Matt fucking Clarke
02:08 - 02:13Kebab after kebab I used to take back to that quarter
02:14 - 02:16I even got cheesy chips
02:17 - 02:21Well to fuck with the kebabs and cheesy chips
02:27 - 02:29My bank is a write off
02:30 - 02:34Everything I brought..... On credit
02:34 - 02:36straight into the overdraft
02:41 - 02:42I'm well in the red
02:43 - 02:47and all of this for Matt Clarke to snake in
02:48 - 02:53He even asked me daily how things were with her
02:54 - 02:56and that bloody ring
02:56 - 02:59I doubt I'll get a refund on that
03:00 - 03:02It's etched 'DR loves LG'
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, Matt's nice
03:14 - 03:16I thought she was the one
03:19 - 03:23Now my ready made family dream is over
03:25 - 03:26Over
03:31 - 03:33I hope they're happy
03:40 - 03:46I'm sure POF and Tinder have plenty in store for me
03:46 - 03:49I'd better upgrade to Gold to help my chances
03:53 - 03:56Fuck You Matt