| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, we're halfway through summer and we haven't had a barbie |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In previous years we had them at... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...Ted's in Hellesdon, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Aaron and Stiff's in the Golden Triangle, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and at your old Bunker until you moved to London |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, the weather is perfect |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and it's about time someone else threw a barbie |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stiff |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stiff is putting on the BBQ |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Stiff wants to show off his new house |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people stay here: Spud, Shaun and Jimmy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's one of your turns to do a BBQ |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Stiff has had a million of them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Some of us have never even been round your houses |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | When are you going to pull your fingers out? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You think you can just rock up, every summer |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | with your potato salad, and not ever throw your own barbie? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You all have adequate garden space |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's not as if you live miles out of town |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Rass hasn't put on a barbie either |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Spud, he made this damned video |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, that is not a reasonable excuse |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Screw you Spud, you put it off every year |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "I'll have one next year, I promise" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And what happened this year? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You say you can't have a barbie because... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...you're getting a fucking extension |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Next year you'll probably say: |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "Sorry, the garden is too small for a barbie now I've had the extension done" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This summer was the perfect time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some of us lads haven't even seen your house, we've never been invited |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I used to put on barbies all the time |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had my own outdoor bar: Hitler's Bunker |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'd invite everyone along |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'd even put a big fucking TV on the wall |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and Murray would clean everything up afterwards otherwise I would beat him severely |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But you lot won't even put on a simple, no-frills barbie |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Poor old Stiff has to stock up on al fresco dining equipment yet again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He even invested in a pizza oven |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Apparently it barely gets hot enough to melt the damn cheese |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Stiff said he'll just use it for potatoes instead |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who wants pizza at a barbie anyway? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Oh well, at least he's trying |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | eh Spud? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You three need to pull your fingers out |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There is still time this summer, they say the good weather will last months |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We could easily squeeze another barbie or two in after Stiff's |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll probably be busy in London though |
