Adolf reacts to Curveball cancellation

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00:00 - 00:03We pick up the RV from the rental place at 9am
00:04 - 00:05Rendevous at the local WalMart
00:05 - 00:07then caravan up to the Glen
00:08 - 00:12We traded your Vegas floors for a Glen Close RV Pass
00:12 - 00:15We should be all set up by noon, short walk to the stage
00:17 - 00:19I want the whole RV surrounded by EZ ups
00:19 - 00:21I don't want to feel a single drop of rain
00:24 - 00:26My fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Curveball....
00:31 - 00:33Curveball has just been cancelled
00:34 - 00:36They say the water is contaminated
00:53 - 00:58I need everyone who went to Alpharetta with me to leave the room
01:13 - 01:15What in the holy FUCK do you mean cancelled?
01:15 - 01:17I did not book a trip to Watkins Glen to drink the fucking water!
01:18 - 01:23I have 16 cases of LaCroix for the RV, and 3 kegs of Headdy Topper
01:25 - 01:28If I wanted water....
01:29 - 01:31I would invade Iceland and melt the fucker down!
01:31 - 01:34Maybe there would be water for everyone...
01:34 - 01:37IF THEY DIDN'T CHARGE $6 A FUCKING BOTTLE!
01:37 - 01:40It's not like these people shower!
01:40 - 01:42My fuhrer...it was an order from the Department of Health
01:42 - 01:46You can shove that bureaucratic bullshit up your ass!
01:46 - 01:48My fuhrer...it rained many days, the flooding...
01:48 - 01:52The track is well above the flood plain...
01:53 - 01:54They flood that place with cheap beer and redneck piss every summer for NASCAR
01:56 - 01:57Can't they truck in some water?
01:57 - 02:00There is a lake every 5 miles around there!
02:00 - 02:03Get a corporate sponsership from Aquafina or Dasani?
02:04 - 02:08All 5 of the great lakes of North America are within a few hours drive!
02:08 - 02:13That whole damn country is FLOODED!
02:14 - 02:16Don't tell me they can't get water!
02:17 - 02:21I need 2 bottles max, and only if I am rolling balls!
02:27 - 02:29This was to be my big summer finale!
02:30 - 02:34How the hell are they gonna make this up to me?
02:34 - 02:36They were dropping the Slip, Stitch & Pass on VINYL!
02:41 - 02:42I think they were even dropping a Pollock!
02:43 - 02:47I missed the Bakers Dozen Pollock by 6 people at the show
02:48 - 02:53Do you have any idea what those go for on ebay now?
02:54 - 02:56What else is going on?
02:56 - 02:59Might as well just go to LOCKN to see those Dead has beens
03:00 - 03:02Get me Shapiro on the phone
03:04 - 03:07It's OK....I still have our Dicks tix
03:14 - 03:16Eh, maybe this is for the best
03:19 - 03:23save money for Mexico
03:25 - 03:26I just hope its MLK weekend again
03:31 - 03:33The food there is delicious!
03:40 - 03:46Keep the RV rental and extend it....I will go to LOCKN
03:46 - 03:49without Warren Haynes it might be tolerable
03:53 - 03:56and at least Derek Trucks can play guitar!