| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jens, we finished soldering the cheap CPU batch that we bought in Marakesh. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you wanted, we already planed the distribution |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to Amigakit, Amedia and Relec. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But, we think, that maybe we have manufactured too much boards |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and that the ACA is maybe a little bit overpriced. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry. We own the only board of the market. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We don't give a shit if our board is an overpriced crap. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jens.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The vampire... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The vampire exist, and she's a lot more powerfull |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | for only a third of the price. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who dared to pre-order the vampire get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's impossible ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's fucking impossible ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How was there able to make it work ! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 6 months ago |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | she does not even boot correctly, and nobody didn't gave a shit about it ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | these motherfuckers will steak my livelihood and fool me ! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't realise that these noobs acheived this under my nose ! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What will I do now with my 6'000 CPU I've bought in Marakesh ? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jens, maybe we can collaborate and share the market ? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You're dumb or your do it on purpose ? There board is 1000 times better than ours ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I know Jens, but maybe... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | maybe nothing, stupid, we are fucked ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All amigans will go on the vampire |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | an then I would only have the eyes left to cry |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I could not sold underpowered boards anymore |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | at an undescent price |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and let these bastard thinking, that this is what they need |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | for having the best compatibilty |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | worst, they will realize that we're screwed them from the beginning |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | all is lost, nothings goes anymore ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we have to escape before they come to hang us ! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they will come with forks an force us |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to refund the crap we have sold them ! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | when I think I had the fastest Amiga 600 in the world |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and now, what do I look with my anemic 68030 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | it even can't play an MP3 without judder ! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and I even don't speak about RIVA, that can play videos on the Vampire |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | while browsing the web fingers in the nose |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and it not even heat, fuck ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we are still on the pre-order list |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | In fact it had to happen. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could not fool them longer. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Hermann, check that I'm still on the pre-order list. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I absolutely need a vampire in my Amiga 600. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can't stay stuck with an ACA anymore. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And take an option on the V1200 too. |
