| 00:00 - 00:03 | Teppichfresser, I have good news. The Saints have announced three shows in Melbourne. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Don't laugh - but it's at the Gasometer... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And which you'll see on the map is right here along Smith Street in Collingwood. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I've bought us all tickets for the three nights using your PayPal account - password Irving88 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We'll easily find street parking for the Benz just a couple of blocks away and we'll have a great boy's night out. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great, I can't wait to see Ed Kuepper... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And Ivor Hay the engine driver on the tubs. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kuepper... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kuepper won't be playing in the band. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Davey Lane has just been announced as the band's guitarist. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who own copies of The Monkey Puzzle, Casablanca or All Fool's Day - even as a download - leave the Führerbunker. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is Bailey doing? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was hoping after the Ed and Chris shows they would get back together! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Weren't those shows just great? Hell froze over for that tour. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is ridiculous! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And what's bloody old mate Sheddy doing there? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's the 40th anniversary of (I'm) Stranded! It was the perfect time to crack open the Mateus |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You all know I was there at the CPA rooms with Jeffrey on drums in '75! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Kuepp' was pushing that Eda PA to its very limit and Bailey was drenched in sweat - Doug on the bass... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my Führer, Bailey's still in fine voice with those whisky tones... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But this is the 40th of Stranded, you würsthund! The first indie punk single! Give that 45 a bit of blood and honour! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my Führer, wasn't that Tym Stranded pedal a nice gift? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But you Schwuchtel, I wanna hear Ed tune up to F#, not me! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And not that dude from You Am I either! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm sick of my favourite band being dragged through the mud - this is worse than The Fall |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With Smithy saying, "if it's me and your granny on bongos, it's The Fall." |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Boys, you're not gonna fool me with this revisionist garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I just want this cabaret road show to stop once and for all. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Saints was and will always be Ed and Chris and Ivor and those three LPs. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And not a revolving door of goofy guys with mullet haircuts. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Year after year I've put up with this joke and I'm getting trolled on Facebook by none other than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But lately, I can't stop playing Lost Cities. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ed's solo work of late has been acceptional. I'm glad he's always doing his own thing! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That guitar tone and his voice of late have been making my heart sing! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But as for Bailey... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Year after year I just want him to make a great album with Ed as they compliment each other. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But all I get is an 80s revival act each time with false promises. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Okay, I'll admit that I did buy Paralytic Tonight when it came out. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But Ivor was there and everything seemed okay for a while... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And then when I heard the Clowns, I thought - "now that's how the Saints could've sounded like in 1980!" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Tatiana, yes The Clowns were the greatest... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Okay, so Bailey wrote a few great FM radio ballads. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ghost Ships... with that gorgeous yet shrill string section, not to mention seeing Tracy Pew in the clip looking the part. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Paunchy Cowboy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll drink and laugh. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe they'll just stick to the ballads, and play that song Springsteen recently covered... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And no matter what, I'm a sucker for that Inala-Richlands drawl he just can't shake. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Alright now! |
