Clare premier race 2015/16
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | Big news in from the Clare district soccer league premier division |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Where once again Newmarket Celtic have been crowned champions |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But the real talking point has to be Bridge united |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And I am going to be open and honest here |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They shat there fucking pants |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Truth |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Really |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Truth |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And to add insult, Newmarket's B team dumped them out of the fucking Clare cup |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Contenders |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They actually felt like they were real contenders,and had a chance of being crowned premier champions |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | All they had left to do was go to town and beat a weakened Avenue team |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And they couldn't even do that |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | There the laugh of the Clare soccer banter page |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Even the Moher boys were pissing themselves back west |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They were Asking the Avenue boys what the hell are ye doing |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Lay down, lay fucking down |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | There supporters on the side's |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Going fucking mental |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Roaring at the referee |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They all standing there expecting to be Crowned Premier league winnets |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | With there fucking bags of cans in there hands |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They had one arm longer than the other by the end of it |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But on a serious note |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Huge respect shown from the Newmarket lads that were there |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Even with all there medals falling from there pockets |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | They never once laughed at the comedy show in front of them |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I'm fucking serious |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Bridge United's planned party was over |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Fair fucking play the Newmarket lads..they helped them out, big time |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Guess how |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They fucking ate |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | They ate |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | All the Bridges ready made sandwiches |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | There was ham, ham with cheese. Chicken and mayo |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Even fucking tuna and sweetcorn..sure there was no celebration in the Bridge |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Someone had to eat the sandwiches |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, someone had to |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Even there band came up to Newmarket |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | And I won't mention a container |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I actually felt very sorry for them, this time |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Were they over confident |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Look that's what everyone is saying..but you still have to beat whats in front of you |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | And when you can't even do that, forget about it |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Especially a Skelton crew Avenue team |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I'm glad we got this report |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | My inhaler will be on overtime this evening |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I can't catch my breath..hopefully the 2016/17 will be as much fun |