| 00:00 - 00:03 | Yes, we are locating the ingredients Mein Fhuerr |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are only missing a few |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Low gluten flour here, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the cheese made from hand drawn milk |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | by buxom maids here, |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The proscuito is it GMO free? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It has to be GMO free. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, Mein Fhurer, GMO free |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But the pinapple is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | a problem |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have to invade another country. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Well, we will do it then. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I must have non GMO Pineapple |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | from free range trees you morons |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Am I the only one who gives a shit here? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The pizza must be perfect |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | no pepperoni |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No thin crust, no meat sauce, Deep Dish |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hawiian Pizza at any cost |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We are trying to win a war here |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The flat pie people cannot win |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | never will they win |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | we will do what is needed |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | and you assholes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | find free range tomatos |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Free range tomatos |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that are gluten free |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | gluten fucking free you fucks |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | now do it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | gluten free free range tomatos and pineapple |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hawiian Pizza will rule the world |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Or there will be no world to rule |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | flat pizza is an abomination |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | those who resist must be beat to death with Williams Sanoma pans |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | until their ears bleed |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We shall prevail |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Or I will have you all working in a pineapple canning plant |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Find me some pineapple |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | it must be done |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't care where it is |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We will invade Hawaii the Japs fucked that up |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It is ok, they have beaches |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we will do it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I like to masturbate with a slice of Hawaiian deep dish |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it is soft and cheesy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | silky smooth sauce |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | salty and sweet as god intended |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and we shall have it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just hate thin crust. |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | We will have deep dish. |
