00:00 - 00:03Yes, we are locating the ingredients Mein Fhuerr
00:04 - 00:05We are only missing a few
00:05 - 00:07Low gluten flour here,
00:08 - 00:12 the cheese made from hand drawn milk
00:12 - 00:15by buxom maids here,
00:17 - 00:19The proscuito is it GMO free?
00:19 - 00:21It has to be GMO free.
00:24 - 00:26Yes, Mein Fhurer, GMO free
00:27 - 00:28But the pinapple is
00:31 - 00:33a problem
00:34 - 00:36We have to invade another country.
00:53 - 00:58Well, we will do it then.
01:13 - 01:15I must have non GMO Pineapple
01:15 - 01:17from free range trees you morons
01:18 - 01:23Am I the only one who gives a shit here?
01:25 - 01:28The pizza must be perfect
01:29 - 01:31no pepperoni
01:31 - 01:34No thin crust, no meat sauce, Deep Dish
01:34 - 01:37Hawiian Pizza at any cost
01:37 - 01:40We are trying to win a war here
01:40 - 01:42The flat pie people cannot win
01:42 - 01:46never will they win
01:46 - 01:48we will do what is needed
01:48 - 01:52and you assholes
01:53 - 01:54find free range tomatos
01:56 - 01:57Free range tomatos
01:57 - 02:00that are gluten free
02:00 - 02:03gluten fucking free you fucks
02:04 - 02:08now do it
02:08 - 02:13gluten free free range tomatos and pineapple
02:14 - 02:16Hawiian Pizza will rule the world
02:17 - 02:21Or there will be no world to rule
02:27 - 02:29flat pizza is an abomination
02:30 - 02:34those who resist must be beat to death with Williams Sanoma pans
02:34 - 02:36until their ears bleed
02:41 - 02:42We shall prevail
02:43 - 02:47Or I will have you all working in a pineapple canning plant
02:48 - 02:53Find me some pineapple
02:54 - 02:56it must be done
02:56 - 02:59I don't care where it is
03:00 - 03:02We will invade Hawaii the Japs fucked that up
03:04 - 03:07It is ok, they have beaches
03:14 - 03:16we will do it
03:19 - 03:23I like to masturbate with a slice of Hawaiian deep dish
03:25 - 03:26it is soft and cheesy
03:31 - 03:33silky smooth sauce
03:40 - 03:46salty and sweet as god intended
03:46 - 03:49and we shall have it
03:53 - 03:56I just hate thin crust.
03:53 - 03:55We will have deep dish.