| 00:00 - 00:02 | Substratum is my favorite, you should buy that shit. |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Buy Substratum |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Fuck the Substratum shills. |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | What's your favorite? |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Not Substratum. |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | My most favorite? Skycoin, you need Skycoin. |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Skycoin is the best hodl. |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Why should we buy it? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I love Skycoin because it's decentralised. |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | We don't have any fucking brigading shills, pure fanboys. |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | When Skycoin launches the testnet everyone will be FOMOing. |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | But that would be too late. |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I will have my lambo already and a boat. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | There will be latest Synth's music playing 24/7 |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Why do you like Synth? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Why do you like Synth? |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Synth? You have to like Synth. |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Synth will be a new BDFL of the world. |
