| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have called our 10th meeting of the day to talk about accounts again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | If it does not improve we will have to go to Glasgow to see frauline Reid. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | She has warned if we dont get more accounts we will be transferred to Livingston |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you can see it is 20 miles away. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It is also a complete shithole |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I thought our accounts have improved |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I was told we had done our plan |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | No Sir I have bad news |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We missed plan again |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Frauline Avinash was on holiday |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We only opened 5 accounts all week |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | F###ing hopeless. Are you on the bus or off the bus. Leave now if you are off the bus |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 5 accounts is f###ing terrible |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Even Edinburgh got 20 and they are shit. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I spent hours making up my new white board |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But I got 2 e reciepts |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Dont cry Suzanne |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You promised me we would do plan. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Your pledges are not worth a f### |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | my job is on the line here |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir some of the tills have not been working |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | well get that lazy bastard Dermot to fix them |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We cant get him away from the Pure Spa sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | For F### sake these girls are not blind |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He has no chance |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Anyway back to accounts |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There is no excuse |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You have to spin all the f###ing plates |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I dont want to hear about not enough staff |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We have got steadily worse and dont even start me on f###ing cosmetics |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They could not get one if they offered 50% |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They think its all ok because they get 20 beauty club cards |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Things better improve |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If not I will order Herr Callum |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To turn the other f###ing lift off |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Alright listen |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | As managers you have to lead by example |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Someone even told me Suzanne would open an account |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | are you having a laugh |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | she does not even know her f###ing till number |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will replace her with a xmas temp |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Im sure he doesnt mean it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I cant take it anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ive done my best but its over |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Im going to quit |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I could not face another model store |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It is now time for that Craig Stewart to return |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That will serve you bastards right |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Goodbye and god bless |
