| 00:00 - 00:05 | So the community starts asking for a Viper Strikes fix |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "It instantly kills immolate mages" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "REMOVE IT IT'S TOO OP" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So we nerfed it. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | By adding shock and slowness! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | xD |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | LOOOOOOOOOOOL |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | And the best part is... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | WE DIDN'T EVEN FIX THE BUG |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | And if you don't get kicked by anti cheat for Wolfs Pounce |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We guarantee you the slowness from Viper Strikes will! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Speaking of anti cheat |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | The community wants us to fix it. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And we are... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We have one dev on it |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And he's already too busy making MCL |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And then a few months ago |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | We "balanced" SSM |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | By buffing the crap out of squid |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and nerfing all the wrong parts of skeleton |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and just to piss the SSM community off even more |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | we removed triple jumping |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | oh, and back to Champions |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Do you remember Evade? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | WE GAVE IT A 3.5-6 SECOND COOLDOWN |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I have seen about 2 people use it since we nerfed it |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Evade took the L harder than Exspozed |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | and Clans |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It took us over a year to get into Beta |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And not even the Heros and below want to play it |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | And then we gave SamitoD admin |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | So that he can use /find in MCL XD |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And speaking of MCL |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We didn't even make a working matchmaking system |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | You know why the Developer tag on the forums has a monkey on it? |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Because we sit down all day watching Curious George |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Instead of making SG balance patches |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Or new Champions patches |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Or fixing bugs in Bridges |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Instead of working on all that stuff |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | We just tell the community that we are working "hard" on the Pocket Edition server |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | even though we probably only have 1 game copied from Hypixel's Pocket Edition server |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | And that recent map update? |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | We just got more maps for dumb arcade games like |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | even thought he community |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | wants new sg, bridges, and castle siege maps |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | we just keep making arcade maps |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | because our builders cant do any better |
