00:00 - 00:05So the community starts asking for a Viper Strikes fix
00:05 - 00:07"It instantly kills immolate mages"
00:07 - 00:10"REMOVE IT IT'S TOO OP"
00:11 - 00:16So we nerfed it.
00:17 - 00:21By adding shock and slowness!
00:21 - 00:24xD
00:26 - 00:28LOOOOOOOOOOOL
00:29 - 00:31And the best part is...
00:31 - 00:34WE DIDN'T EVEN FIX THE BUG
00:35 - 00:40And if you don't get kicked by anti cheat for Wolfs Pounce
00:41 - 00:47We guarantee you the slowness from Viper Strikes will!
00:47 - 00:50Speaking of anti cheat
00:50 - 00:56The community wants us to fix it.
00:58 - 00:59And we are...
00:59 - 01:01We have one dev on it
01:04 - 01:06And he's already too busy making MCL
01:06 - 01:08And then a few months ago
01:13 - 01:14We "balanced" SSM
01:14 - 01:16By buffing the crap out of squid
01:16 - 01:20and nerfing all the wrong parts of skeleton
01:21 - 01:27and just to piss the SSM community off even more
01:35 - 01:36we removed triple jumping
01:36 - 01:39oh, and back to Champions
01:41 - 01:44Do you remember Evade?
01:44 - 01:47WE GAVE IT A 3.5-6 SECOND COOLDOWN
01:47 - 01:49I have seen about 2 people use it since we nerfed it
01:50 - 01:53Evade took the L harder than Exspozed
01:54 - 01:56and Clans
01:56 - 01:58It took us over a year to get into Beta
01:58 - 02:02And not even the Heros and below want to play it
02:05 - 02:07And then we gave SamitoD admin
02:10 - 02:11So that he can use /find in MCL XD
02:11 - 02:13And speaking of MCL
02:15 - 02:17We didn't even make a working matchmaking system
02:17 - 02:20You know why the Developer tag on the forums has a monkey on it?
02:21 - 02:28Because we sit down all day watching Curious George
02:29 - 02:30Instead of making SG balance patches
02:30 - 02:32Or new Champions patches
02:36 - 02:39Or fixing bugs in Bridges
02:40 - 02:42Instead of working on all that stuff
02:50 - 02:55We just tell the community that we are working "hard" on the Pocket Edition server
02:56 - 02:58even though we probably only have 1 game copied from Hypixel's Pocket Edition server
02:58 - 03:04And that recent map update?
03:04 - 03:09We just got more maps for dumb arcade games like
03:09 - 03:11even thought he community
03:16 - 03:20wants new sg, bridges, and castle siege maps
03:23 - 03:26we just keep making arcade maps
03:31 - 03:36because our builders cant do any better