| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today we have lightning lanes for |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pirates and Tiana’s |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At 12 and 3 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This gives Annmarie time to find her tweezers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And hair done |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Kevin? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He needs to be here soon |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Heather |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Uncle Kevin |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Uncle Kevin his losing his ass |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It smells like fish |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who didn’t eat the rancid salad stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean fish |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We need to get those things done |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | So grandma get her damn chilly dog |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | She’s gonna inhale it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and go on the tea cups |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You got Steve who can’t fit on shit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He’s bigger then the whole boat from Pirates |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And that Ralphie Pirate will be laughing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He doesn’t look like Ralphie boy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It’s a dead replica, should have sauce in his hands |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Grandma getting wet is the problem |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I hope she’s gets drenched |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And her wig |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don’t get me started on |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that damn Tom Sawyer Island |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Makes me want to hang myself |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Same place where Karen didn’t know about fireworks |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And thinking Tower of Terror was in Epcot |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | People looking at her like she’s crazy |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Except rat who was shoving a pickle down her throat |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then we had Chris |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | who got pissed about the sarcastic clap |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and taking the bus |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What a bomb |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Then he stormed off and went to Slinky |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then Karen gave me the finger on Star Wars |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I planned the damn fastpasses |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And get the finger in retun |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She’s just as bad as Chris and Steve |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok Jill, Guardians can’t hurt you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I’m surrounded by idiots |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And that coffin Steve had to sleep in |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | was the topping |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Someone give Kevin a Tum |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And tell him to get his fish ass to the park |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I don’t care he got a 7 from a fart |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can’t wait to get out of here |
