| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've found possible mines |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | all over this area |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | unfortunately not many |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | are deep and the ones that are |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | aren't flooded. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well then we will dive |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the ones that are flooded |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, there's... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there's only one. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And there's an issue... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you need HIS permission first. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who would rather not dive at all than dive with HIM, you may leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did someone give this moron |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | permission to dive on their property?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Doesn't everyone know his reputation in the dive community?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And how the hell did he manage to con people |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | into actually sponsoring him?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then he recruited all the dopes in the area |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and calls them an "exploration dive team"?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | For fucks sake, there was a dive school there in the 70's! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they didn't have Facebook back then so it doesn't count. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Facebook?! Do you know how many posts I have on Deco Stop?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it lets him impress people who don't know about him. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Everyone who actually tech dives knows his fucking reputation! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's a sociopath! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Then he goes and finds the one dive boat |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that will let him on board and they |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | make him a fucking crewmember! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They put him on a fucking Doria trip! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do they even know about his Diepolder dives?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He threw his goddamn helmet into a clay bank! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do his sponsors even know how bad they look because of him?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Poor Underwater Light Dude actually thinks he's a good guy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and don't get me started about Sub Gravity, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | those mormons would even be nice to ME! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They never had a chance |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And how does he still keep finding dive buddies in cave country?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Does somebody have to follow him around with RDEER stickers? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I guess BTS wasn't enough |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why couldn't he be GUE so they could take his C-cards away? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I almost want to get Cave 2 so I can hide from him at the WKPP |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's just kidding, those nazis are dicks. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Lets face it, i'm never going to get to |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | dive a deep AND flooded mine, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | like Dutch Springs |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but with sponsors. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go on ScubaBoard, Deco Stop, Rebreather World and CCRX |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and delete the sponsors from our signature. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll delete the facebook page. |
