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Roger Finds out about Lightning Network
Roger is shocked to her about the implementation of the Lightning Network

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00:00 - 00:03Now that we've bought bitcoin.com
00:04 - 00:05and twitter handle @bitcoin
00:05 - 00:07The flippening is set to happen any day now
00:08 - 00:12Craig, Jihan, and Rick are shilling on a daily basis
00:12 - 00:15And our sock puppets on r/btc continue spamming the Bitcoin mempool
00:17 - 00:19Sell all our Bitcoin and pump up Bcash
00:19 - 00:21We want people to think its the real Bitcoin
00:24 - 00:26Roger...
00:27 - 00:28Lightning Network...
00:31 - 00:33Lightning Network now has hundreds of nodes and live transactions
00:34 - 00:36Bitcoin transactions are set to become fast and cheap
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who isn't a paid shill for Bcash, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15This is bullshit
01:15 - 01:17Lightning Network was supposed to be bullshit
01:18 - 01:23I spent all that money bribing Coinbase to surprise launch Bcash
01:25 - 01:28Lightning Network was supposed to be a fantasy
01:29 - 01:31What's the point of Bcash if Bitcoin has cheap transactions
01:31 - 01:34Bcash is as good as garbage now
01:34 - 01:37It's worse than garbage, you can't even burn it
01:37 - 01:40Bcash is the biggest fraud in history
01:40 - 01:42Roger, we could buy back our Bitcoin
01:42 - 01:46With what, our shitty bcash, its worthless
01:46 - 01:48Roger... maybe Bcash will be worth something
01:48 - 01:52Now that Lightning makes Bitcoin transactions fast and cheap
01:53 - 01:54It's all over
01:56 - 01:57I thought that if we copy the name and logo
01:57 - 02:00People wouldn't realize the difference
02:00 - 02:03And I would be in charge of the whole thing
02:04 - 02:08I would have the power and control
02:08 - 02:13But Lightning Network is ruining everything with smarter scaling solutions
02:14 - 02:16I am a self made millionaire
02:17 - 02:21And now I've sold all my bitcoin and I'm broke
02:27 - 02:29Maybe Andreas was right all along
02:30 - 02:34Bitcoin's strength is from its decentralization
02:34 - 02:36No man can rule over Bitcoin
02:41 - 02:42Not even me
02:43 - 02:47Even though I am a self made millionaire
02:48 - 02:53I tried so hard to destroy Bitcoin
02:54 - 02:56I went on CNBC more times than I can stomach
02:56 - 02:59I made up every lie about Segwit
03:00 - 03:02I said Lightning would never come and Bitcoin would be too expensive
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, maybe your Ripple will still be worth something
03:14 - 03:16Bcash is over
03:19 - 03:23It was all just a fraud
03:25 - 03:26the whole time
03:31 - 03:33Buy back the Bitcoin
03:40 - 03:46Tell them all to setup a full node and Lightning hub
03:46 - 03:49Tell r/btc that it's over, we're done shilling
03:53 - 03:56Tell Coinbase it's over