00:00 - 00:03First Sergeant, the company run is scheduled for tomorrow morning.
00:04 - 00:05The Company Gunny is getting the safety vehicle ready
00:05 - 00:07We will run up to the turnaround point here
00:08 - 00:12We are running at the CO's pace, slow as fuck,
00:12 - 00:15and less than three miles. Easy day First Sergeant.
00:17 - 00:19Good. I expect to see every Marine wearing their glo belt.
00:19 - 00:21And I should not see any unauthorized silkies.
00:24 - 00:26Umm..First Sergeant...
00:27 - 00:28The PX...
00:31 - 00:33The PX ran out of regular PT shorts...
00:34 - 00:36...and all they had left were silkies...
00:53 - 00:58I need to see 1st, 2nd, and 3rd platoon sergeants. Everyone else disappear.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK!!!
01:15 - 01:17YOU ASSHATS KNEW ABOUT THE COMPANY RUN 4 WEEKS AGO!!
01:18 - 01:23AND NOW YOU WANT TO PRANCE AROUND BASE LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDS!
01:25 - 01:28HOW CAN WE BE THE WORLD'S MOST FEARED FIGHTING FORCE
01:29 - 01:31IF WE PT WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES!
01:31 - 01:34WHEN I FIRST CAME IN WE WORE FUCKING SHORTS MADE OF CANVAS!
01:34 - 01:37WE DIDN'T NEED GAY ASS GIRLY SHORTS
01:37 - 01:40WITH OUR BALLS HANGING OUT FOR ALL TO SEE!
01:40 - 01:42But First Sergeant, the XO wears his silkies all the time!
01:42 - 01:46FUCK THE XO!!! WHO THE FUCK IS THE XO ANYWAY?
01:46 - 01:48First Sergeant, he's the Lieutenant we've seen twice this year...
01:48 - 01:52THE SAME DUMBASS WHO DROVE HIS P.O.V. TO THE RIFLE RANGE. FUCK!!!
01:53 - 01:54EVEN I CAN'T TAKE MY P.O.V. TO THE RANGE!
01:56 - 01:57HE'S ALSO THE ONE WHO REARRANGED THE TRAINING SCHEDULE
01:57 - 02:00"WE NEED MORE ORM TRAINING!" HE SAID
02:00 - 02:03"WE NEED MORE SEXUAL HARRASSMENT TRAINING!" HE SAID
02:04 - 02:08"WE NEED STD TRAINING" HE SAID
02:08 - 02:13ISN'T HE AWARE THAT MARINES WILL SCREW ANYTHING THAT MOVES?!?!
02:14 - 02:16I swear on Chesty's grave if I,
02:17 - 02:21if I have to attend another suicide awareness brief I'll blow my fucking brains out
02:27 - 02:29and I'll take you dumbasses with me.
02:30 - 02:34I went all over the word, screwed everything from Kinville to Pataya Beach
02:34 - 02:36and my dick didn't fall off.
02:41 - 02:42Fuck the XO and his training schedule!
02:43 - 02:47I am going to blow a fucking lid if he excused HQ Platoon from the fucking run!
02:48 - 02:53They weren't even in the battalion hump last month!
02:54 - 02:56"But First Sergeant we gotta do PM's!" they say
02:56 - 02:59They want to wear silkies like bitches, fine!
03:00 - 03:02I'll secure libbo and we'll spend the weekend cleaning weapons!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry they'll be out by 2100 on Sunday
03:14 - 03:16Fuck this shit, we can do other things too
03:19 - 03:23We can do a urinalysis. I heard spice use is on the rise.
03:25 - 03:26I'll need an NCO meat gazer.
03:31 - 03:33SSgt, you can watch me pee
03:40 - 03:46If Marines want to wear their silkies, fuck it, as long as the liner is torn out
03:46 - 03:49Let it all hang out, all of it. We go big, or go home.
03:53 - 03:56The base Sergeant Major will have my ass on Monday...