| 00:00 - 00:03 | First Sergeant, the company run is scheduled for tomorrow morning. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Company Gunny is getting the safety vehicle ready |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will run up to the turnaround point here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are running at the CO's pace, slow as fuck, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and less than three miles. Easy day First Sergeant. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. I expect to see every Marine wearing their glo belt. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And I should not see any unauthorized silkies. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm..First Sergeant... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The PX... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The PX ran out of regular PT shorts... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...and all they had left were silkies... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need to see 1st, 2nd, and 3rd platoon sergeants. Everyone else disappear. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU ASSHATS KNEW ABOUT THE COMPANY RUN 4 WEEKS AGO!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND NOW YOU WANT TO PRANCE AROUND BASE LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HOW CAN WE BE THE WORLD'S MOST FEARED FIGHTING FORCE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IF WE PT WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHEN I FIRST CAME IN WE WORE FUCKING SHORTS MADE OF CANVAS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WE DIDN'T NEED GAY ASS GIRLY SHORTS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WITH OUR BALLS HANGING OUT FOR ALL TO SEE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But First Sergeant, the XO wears his silkies all the time! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THE XO!!! WHO THE FUCK IS THE XO ANYWAY? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | First Sergeant, he's the Lieutenant we've seen twice this year... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THE SAME DUMBASS WHO DROVE HIS P.O.V. TO THE RIFLE RANGE. FUCK!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | EVEN I CAN'T TAKE MY P.O.V. TO THE RANGE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HE'S ALSO THE ONE WHO REARRANGED THE TRAINING SCHEDULE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "WE NEED MORE ORM TRAINING!" HE SAID |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "WE NEED MORE SEXUAL HARRASSMENT TRAINING!" HE SAID |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "WE NEED STD TRAINING" HE SAID |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ISN'T HE AWARE THAT MARINES WILL SCREW ANYTHING THAT MOVES?!?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I swear on Chesty's grave if I, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | if I have to attend another suicide awareness brief I'll blow my fucking brains out |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and I'll take you dumbasses with me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I went all over the word, screwed everything from Kinville to Pataya Beach |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and my dick didn't fall off. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck the XO and his training schedule! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am going to blow a fucking lid if he excused HQ Platoon from the fucking run! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They weren't even in the battalion hump last month! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "But First Sergeant we gotta do PM's!" they say |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They want to wear silkies like bitches, fine! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll secure libbo and we'll spend the weekend cleaning weapons! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry they'll be out by 2100 on Sunday |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck this shit, we can do other things too |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can do a urinalysis. I heard spice use is on the rise. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll need an NCO meat gazer. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | SSgt, you can watch me pee |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If Marines want to wear their silkies, fuck it, as long as the liner is torn out |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Let it all hang out, all of it. We go big, or go home. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The base Sergeant Major will have my ass on Monday... |
