| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...and the forecast is sunny with a 20% chance of bombs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Starbucks is short on milk again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but we'll steal another cow from Goering |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Bed, Bath & Beyond is having a sale on your favorite Aromatherapy candles |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | at their new location at Himmlers Dreamland |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Finally... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everything is going smoothly for once |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Brands... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Brands are gathering for another reunion |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We just received word today |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These will stay: Keitel, Jodl, Kripps, and Burgdoff |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This thing cannot be! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those Brands are a plague! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Their fireworks, and their noise and their stupid jokes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Thats why I built this bunker! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Their last Fourth of July - |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It was so noisy it scared off the S.S.! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I lost two night fighters that flew too close to their lawn |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I bombed them in retaliation and no one even noticed! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer - surely fire engines will be standing by... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What good are fire engines with these maniacs? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer - even if they start fires, Im sure... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They might as well pee on their fires for all the good it will do! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're all hosed! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These people are demented - when they |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | hear explosions they CHEER instead of running to bomb shelters! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I wish I could invite them over for a shower! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How do you scare people who are more dangerous than we are? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They are all fire-crazed maniacs! If only my Eastern armies had |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | half the munitions they waste in a single night |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would be dining in Moscow tonight instead of that jerk Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And what if they go back on the water? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They'll be lost - lost and helpless again! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Who gets lost on a river? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | These people... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm amazed they can find their way out of the bathtub without a compass! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The last time they finally found their way off that blasted river |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they looked like barefoot refugees |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | streaming out of the ghettos of Warsaw |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | after my Luftwaffe paid it a visit! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay - there's no water in Helena |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps this is the end after all |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can wipe out whole races, but cant keep these Brands apart |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its finished |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The reunion will go on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our Thousand-Year Reich will only work if were the craziest group of Germans out there |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But these Brands make us look like choir boys |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I really need a beer |
