| 00:00 - 00:03 | The commissioner job has typically been fairly simple.... |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | Email the league our weekly game times |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Location is same every week.. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Oh! Make sure to tell the team to arrive early! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Inside the loop traffic can be a real asscrack... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | For attendance purposes... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will enact the #imout policy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | #imout |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | #imout #imout #imout |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Have mercy my Fuhrer, we have busy schedules... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Cody, Simon, Bronx Bombers, Reckshop, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I AM THE FUHRER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I PLAY SECOND BASE! I AM THE HEART AND SOUL! |
| 01:26 - 01:28 | And all everybody does... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Is bitch... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IS BITCH I TELL YOU!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DOES NOT ONE UNDERFUCKINGSTAND!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I COACH WEST UNIVERSITY LITTLE LEAGUE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, forgive me but no one cares about little leage any.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | JUNIORS DAMNIT! I COACH THE 8TH GRADERS!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, no one doubts your expertise... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WELL IT SURE DOES FEEL THAT WAY!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ALL I HEAR!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Treaattt bitching on the line about about every little thing |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | on and on and on and on |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fuhrer can you do this please... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fuhrer can you do that please... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HOW ABOUT A TICKET TO MOUNTAIN MEN YOU FUCK!!! |
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