| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we set up a meeting with all Albion Developers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We all agreed it was time to fix ZvZ Lag |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So we said we would fix it in Kay |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We told everyone it was fixed without testing it |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And they all believed it LOL! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | People that quit came back! LOL |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | They came back! LOL! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They got excited and woke up at 6 in the morning LOL! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | and it lagged LOLOLOL |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | the game lagged you couldn't even move for 20 seconds |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and when they died |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | they had to close the entire client to respawn lol |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | so they kept closing and opening their client |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | we lied LOL |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | we got them all to buy premium |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and we didn't fix anything LOLOL |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | we even reset towers |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | for ZvZ we didn't fix LOL |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | so they showed up with 400 people and lagged LOL |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | people in 8.1 and flat 8 died to retards in claws lmao! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | its funny tho cus |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | we only claimed to fix "FPS" lag LOL |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | which we said "hey, this is our next focus" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "we will focus Server side lag next" lol |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | which is impossible btw |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | we told them it was coming next lolol |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | when it comes out |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | the lags gonna be the same |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | but they'll all come back again lol |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and buy premium LOL |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | "recruit a friend" LOLOL |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | "battle mounts" LOL |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | they aren't even gonna be able |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | to use them without lagging out and dying |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | so they have to farm them back just to lag on them again lolol |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | interviewer: is it a long farm? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes LOL |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | don't get me started on new ZvZ artifcats |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | they are all super broken l0l0l |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | we didn't even test them in 5v5 or ZvZ l0l |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Interviewer: Don't developers usually test new content? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | In our studio we spend most of our time making population charts |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | to convince them the game isn't dying lol |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | people buy it |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | for everyone who lagged we told them to post on forums LOL |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | we told them we don't read Global lololol |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | we read it while making our new population chart LOL |
