00:00 - 00:05So we set up a meeting with all Albion Developers
00:05 - 00:07We all agreed it was time to fix ZvZ Lag
00:07 - 00:10So we said we would fix it in Kay
00:11 - 00:16We told everyone it was fixed without testing it
00:17 - 00:21And they all believed it LOL!
00:21 - 00:24People that quit came back! LOL
00:29 - 00:31They came back! LOL!
00:31 - 00:34They got excited and woke up at 6 in the morning LOL!
00:38 - 00:40and it lagged LOLOLOL
00:41 - 00:47the game lagged you couldn't even move for 20 seconds
00:47 - 00:50and when they died
00:50 - 00:56 they had to close the entire client to respawn lol
00:58 - 00:59so they kept closing and opening their client
00:59 - 01:01we lied LOL
01:04 - 01:06we got them all to buy premium
01:06 - 01:08and we didn't fix anything LOLOL
01:13 - 01:14we even reset towers
01:14 - 01:16for ZvZ we didn't fix LOL
01:16 - 01:20so they showed up with 400 people and lagged LOL
01:21 - 01:27people in 8.1 and flat 8 died to retards in claws lmao!
01:35 - 01:36its funny tho cus
01:36 - 01:39we only claimed to fix "FPS" lag LOL
01:41 - 01:44which we said "hey, this is our next focus"
01:44 - 01:47"we will focus Server side lag next" lol
01:47 - 01:49which is impossible btw
01:50 - 01:53we told them it was coming next lolol
01:54 - 01:56when it comes out
01:56 - 01:58the lags gonna be the same
01:58 - 02:02but they'll all come back again lol
02:05 - 02:07and buy premium LOL
02:10 - 02:11"recruit a friend" LOLOL
02:11 - 02:13"battle mounts" LOL
02:15 - 02:17they aren't even gonna be able
02:17 - 02:20to use them without lagging out and dying
02:21 - 02:28so they have to farm them back just to lag on them again lolol
02:29 - 02:30interviewer: is it a long farm?
02:30 - 02:32Yes LOL
02:36 - 02:39don't get me started on new ZvZ artifcats
02:40 - 02:42they are all super broken l0l0l
02:50 - 02:55we didn't even test them in 5v5 or ZvZ l0l
02:56 - 02:58Interviewer: Don't developers usually test new content?
02:58 - 03:04In our studio we spend most of our time making population charts
03:04 - 03:09to convince them the game isn't dying lol
03:09 - 03:11people buy it
03:16 - 03:20for everyone who lagged we told them to post on forums LOL
03:23 - 03:26we told them we don't read Global lololol
03:31 - 03:36we read it while making our new population chart LOL