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Hitler finds out the government shut down
Obamacare will be starting October 1st Healthcare reform will come sweeping in, taking every state by storm American's will be at their healthiest since the creation of the tootsie pop We needn't worry. I'm sure the Republicans are doing everything they can to stop it.

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00:00 - 00:03Obamacare will be starting October 1st
00:04 - 00:05Healthcare reform will come sweeping in,
00:05 - 00:07taking every state by storm
00:08 - 00:12American's will be at their healthiest
00:12 - 00:15since the creation of the tootsie pop
00:17 - 00:21We needn't worry. I'm sure the Republicans are doing everything they can to stop it.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28There's...
00:31 - 00:33The American government was shut down yesterday
00:34 - 00:36Nobody's stopping it.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who loves life, liberty, and equality, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15Shut down government?
01:15 - 01:17That shit can actually happen?!
01:18 - 01:23The Republicans are all old white dudes, and this is the best they can do?
01:25 - 01:28They're the mother-fucking fathers of freedom!
01:29 - 01:31A child could come up with better!
01:31 - 01:34They've got an iron-clad constitution,
01:34 - 01:37the most gun-loving supporters in the world,
01:37 - 01:40and they can't stop a law passed by hippies and pot smokers?!
01:40 - 01:42It was Michelle Bachmann's idea! She's crazy smart—
01:42 - 01:46THE FUCK SHE IS!
01:46 - 01:48But she won the Iowa Straw Poll.
01:48 - 01:52What the hell does that have to do with anything?
01:53 - 01:54Politicians are supposed to be smart!
01:56 - 01:57They claim to be educated,
01:57 - 02:00but they're acting like a bunch of spoiled shits!
02:00 - 02:03They've even been comparing him to me!
02:04 - 02:08Do you have any idea how much of a skull-fuck it is
02:08 - 02:13for a black guy to be called a nazi?
02:14 - 02:16That shit's not supposed to be possible!
02:17 - 02:21Just how far are their heads up their own assholes?
02:27 - 02:29Why can't they see reason?
02:30 - 02:34Why can't they realized they're hurting their cause more than they're helping?
02:34 - 02:36It's so damn frustrating.
02:41 - 02:42Democrats.
02:43 - 02:47They're up against fucking democrats! The role-over do nothings!
02:48 - 02:53Their best is Bill Clinton, a man dumb enough to bring his affair to work!
02:54 - 02:56We've got George Bush! Enough said!
02:56 - 02:59Those people have less balls than Lance armstrong.
03:00 - 03:02They're almost as chicken-shit as Canadians!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Canadians have great personalities.
03:14 - 03:16That's it then.
03:19 - 03:23Next they might even start eating healthy and giving up on pop.
03:25 - 03:26The republican's are done.
03:31 - 03:33I mean, there's nothing more they can do.
03:40 - 03:46It's not like they vote on something literally dozens of times to the same result.
03:46 - 03:49Nobody's that stupid.
03:53 - 03:56oh fuck.