00:00 - 00:03Obamacare will be starting October 1st
00:04 - 00:05Healthcare reform will come sweeping in,
00:05 - 00:07taking every state by storm
00:08 - 00:12American's will be at their healthiest
00:12 - 00:15since the creation of the tootsie pop
00:17 - 00:21We needn't worry. I'm sure the Republicans are doing everything they can to stop it.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28There's...
00:31 - 00:33The American government was shut down yesterday
00:34 - 00:36Nobody's stopping it.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who loves life, liberty, and equality, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15Shut down government?
01:15 - 01:17That shit can actually happen?!
01:18 - 01:23The Republicans are all old white dudes, and this is the best they can do?
01:25 - 01:28They're the mother-fucking fathers of freedom!
01:29 - 01:31A child could come up with better!
01:31 - 01:34They've got an iron-clad constitution,
01:34 - 01:37the most gun-loving supporters in the world,
01:37 - 01:40and they can't stop a law passed by hippies and pot smokers?!
01:40 - 01:42It was Michelle Bachmann's idea! She's crazy smart—
01:42 - 01:46THE FUCK SHE IS!
01:46 - 01:48But she won the Iowa Straw Poll.
01:48 - 01:52What the hell does that have to do with anything?
01:53 - 01:54Politicians are supposed to be smart!
01:56 - 01:57They claim to be educated,
01:57 - 02:00but they're acting like a bunch of spoiled shits!
02:00 - 02:03They've even been comparing him to me!
02:04 - 02:08Do you have any idea how much of a skull-fuck it is
02:08 - 02:13for a black guy to be called a nazi?
02:14 - 02:16That shit's not supposed to be possible!
02:17 - 02:21Just how far are their heads up their own assholes?
02:27 - 02:29Why can't they see reason?
02:30 - 02:34Why can't they realized they're hurting their cause more than they're helping?
02:34 - 02:36It's so damn frustrating.
02:41 - 02:42Democrats.
02:43 - 02:47They're up against fucking democrats! The role-over do nothings!
02:48 - 02:53Their best is Bill Clinton, a man dumb enough to bring his affair to work!
02:54 - 02:56We've got George Bush! Enough said!
02:56 - 02:59Those people have less balls than Lance armstrong.
03:00 - 03:02They're almost as chicken-shit as Canadians!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Canadians have great personalities.
03:14 - 03:16That's it then.
03:19 - 03:23Next they might even start eating healthy and giving up on pop.
03:25 - 03:26The republican's are done.
03:31 - 03:33I mean, there's nothing more they can do.
03:40 - 03:46It's not like they vote on something literally dozens of times to the same result.
03:46 - 03:49Nobody's that stupid.
03:53 - 03:56oh fuck.