| 00:01 - 00:07 | Dear players of Trench Wars, we have important news. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Next week our beloved saviour, |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Herr Ogron will launch himself to Mars |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | and the world will cease to exist, |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | as the world is not able to spin without our leader. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | He will take no spacesuits with him, |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | as the orbit of Mars will notice who has landed |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | and switch the living conditions in his favor. |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | For you pathetic people left on Earth, |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | our leader has one message |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | STOP MESSING WITH MY LEAGUES |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Or I will order the oxygen to follow me to Mars. |
