| 00:02 - 00:07 | (squeaking) |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | (slam) |
| 00:06 - 00:09 | (BOOM!) |
| 00:16 - 00:17 | (Announcer speaking computer Numbers) |
| 00:17 - 00:26 | (Pig Latan) We interupt your Windows 3.1 to bring you a Barney Error. |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Barney was killed by Saul. |
| 00:28 - 00:32 | Saul put a bomb in Barney's lair. |
| 00:32 - 00:37 | The bomb will explode in fifteen minutes. |
| 00:37 - 00:41 | Do not turn off your Windows 3.1. |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Repeat: Do not turn off your Windows 3.1. |
| 00:48 - 00:53 | (speaking more words in Pig Latan) |
| 01:00 - 01:05 | (speaking the next one in Pig Latan) |
| 01:06 - 01:07 | (Translation) Hey! |
| 01:08 - 01:09 | You lost a chance! |
| 01:10 - 01:12 | It's all your fault! |
| 01:13 - 01:19 | Thanks to you, the bomb now explode in 7.2 minutes! |
| 01:19 - 01:22 | Don't do it again. |
| 01:22 - 01:25 | Really?!! |
| 01:26 - 01:27 | Not Again! |
| 01:27 - 01:31 | This is your last chance! Don't... |
| 01:32 - 01:37 | What? |
| 01:40 - 01:44 | (English) You did not listen to me about turning off your Windows 3.1! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And yes, This error is now in English! |
| 01:47 - 01:50 | You are Grounded x3 for 72 centiseconds! |
| 02:00 - 02:06 | CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR GROUNDED TIME IS UP! YOU CAN NOW HAVE YOUR WINDOWS 3.1 BACK! |
